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  • Chucky at the Movies
  • "I thought so", said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn!"

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  • Lab Monkeys
  • What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.

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  • Blonde Brain
  • A: Inflate it.

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  • Why was the mommy horse
  • Because he came out half-assed.

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  • Cross the Road... Redneck
  • A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

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  • Cross the Road... Little Cow
  • Q: Why did the calf cross the road? A: To get to the udder side.

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  • Having to Take a Whisper
  • The father said, 'OK. Here, whisper in my ear.'

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  • Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
  • A: Artificial intelligence.

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  • Jamie Kaler: Learned in My Car
  • I learned in my car that I could not have children. It was the day that I locked my keys in my car with the engine running.

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  • Motivational Speaker Booty Call... Risks
  • Take risks! Take challenges! Take your clothes off!

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  • Blonde Tries Horseback Riding
  • Just as she loses consciousness, the carousel stops.

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  • Mime in a Forest Riddle
  • A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest. A tree falls on him. Does anyone care?

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  • Crossing the Lake
  • "You are on the other side," the other shouts back.

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