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  • George of the Jungle
  • "What did you do that?" she exclaimed. He replied, "Gotta check for squirrels."

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  • A Bear Walks Into a Bar...
  • The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

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  • The Amputated P.O.W.
  • An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.” The English prisoner

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  • Jeff Marder: Samsonite Travel
  • If your last name is Samsonite, what do you put on your luggage?

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  • Why was the mommy horse
  • Because he came out half-assed.

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  • Cross the Road... Redneck
  • A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

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  • Cross the Road... Little Cow
  • Q: Why did the calf cross the road? A: To get to the udder side.

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  • Having to Take a Whisper
  • The father said, 'OK. Here, whisper in my ear.'

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  • Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
  • A: Artificial intelligence.

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  • Jamie Kaler: Learned in My Car
  • I learned in my car that I could not have children. It was the day that I locked my keys in my car with the engine running.

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  • Motivational Speaker Booty Call... Risks
  • Take risks! Take challenges! Take your clothes off!

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  • Blonde Tries Horseback Riding
  • Just as she loses consciousness, the carousel stops.

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  • Mime in a Forest Riddle
  • A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest. A tree falls on him. Does anyone care?

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  • Crossing the Lake
  • "You are on the other side," the other shouts back.

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