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  • Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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  • Yo' Mama is so stupid, she set a penguin free from the Bronx Zoo.
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  • Yo' Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound for walking down the street without a license.
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  • Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.
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  • Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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  • Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.
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  • Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.
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