Best Chuck Norris funny jokes

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  • While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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  • Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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  • A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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  • The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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  • Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
    The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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  • Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
    The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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  • Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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  • There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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  • Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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