I had a fly in my house last week. This is what I did: I caught him, pulled all his legs off. Little bastard can't land. He's been airborne for five days. So, I went to the dog park, got a big loaf of Basset Hound pooh, put it on my living room floor just to tease him.
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him."Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."