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  • Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: A rotisserie chicken.
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  • Q: What do you call a masturbating bull?A: Beef Strokinoff.
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  • Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?A: Who else would follow a chicken?
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  • Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?A: He got pissed off.
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  • Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You're boring me.
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  • Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled."That sounds wonderful," said Jed."Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.""Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?""Baaaaa..."
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  • Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?A: He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
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  • Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? A: Beer.
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  • Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?A: Winnie the Pooh.
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  • A bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing two hikes. They both start running for their lives, but then one of them stops to put on his running shoes.His friends says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear; I only have to outrun you!"
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