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  • Q: Where does a bee pee?A: At the BP station.
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  • Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A: Beer nuts are $1.39, and deer nuts are under a buck.
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  • Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
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  • Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?A: Because they have big fingers.
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  • The petting zoo's a great place to go if you want to discard your child's clothing in a goat's stomach.
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  • We have kids because we didn't want pets.
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  • Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?A: The swallow.
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  • Birdie, birdie, in the skyDropped some white stuff in my eye,I'm a big girl, I won't cry,I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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  • Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"Mother: "We need the eggs."
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  • Q: What's black and white and red all over?A: An embarassed zebra!
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