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Jokes about: Walks into a Bar

  • Walks Into a Bar... Karate Chop
  • A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

    A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops

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  • Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang
  • The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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  • Free of Charge
  • The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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  • Walks Into a Bar... Quick Shots
  • A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

    The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

    The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."

    The bartender asks, "What do you

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  • Walks Into a Bar... Dog Day Afternoon
  • A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."

    The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the bos

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  • Walks Into a Bar... Seeing-Eye Dog
  • A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the center of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head.

    Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up t

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    Jokes about: Walks into a Bar

  • Just Another Bar Joke
  • "Woof!"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Walks into a Bar

  • Walks Into a Bar... Got Grapes?
  • A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

    The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

    The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

    Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not ser

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