Best Bible funny jokes

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  • Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
    A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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  • Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
    A: Samson. He brought the house down.

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  • Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time?
    A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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  • In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
    But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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  • Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
    A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).

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  • Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible?
    A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.

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  • Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda?
    A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

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  • The Bible says I'll pay for my sins.
    I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.

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  • A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
    After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
    After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
    She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.

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  • Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
    A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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