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Jokes about: Blue Collar

  • Why was the mommy horse
  • Because he came out half-assed.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Three Dumb Hunters
  • So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bow-Legged Cowgirls
  • Q: Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?

    A: Their boyfriends eat with their hats on.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Ba Ba Black Sheep
  • "Baaaaa..."

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
  • Love, Ma

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • How to Circumcise a Redneck
  • Kick his sister in the chin!

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • The Clever Farmer
  • A: He wanted mashed potatoes.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Grocrey
  • If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar

  • Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...
  • "Um...five?"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Farmers and Goats
  • Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?

    A: So the goats will push back.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0
  • She assumes the salesman's identity and meets all of his quotas.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • What drug was the duck on...
  • Qwack!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Booty Call... Dog
  • Mind if my hunting dog watches?

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Thief
  • A: "Six-finger discount!"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Football Fan To The Rescue
  • The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,  "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Pretty Woman in West Virginia
  • What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

    A tourist.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • The Toothbrush Salesman
  • "It is s**t. Would you like to buy a toothbrush?"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Okie Jokie
  • A: Carry-Oakies

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Blue Collar, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
  • The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Arkansas Fertility
  • Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

    A: Sooner or later, they find a potent cousin.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Country Politics
  • A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

    The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few da

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Hillbilly Chicks and Bears
  • Q: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?

    A: They both lick their paws.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Attention-Seeking Redneck
  • What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Booty Call... Engines
  • Gentlemen, start your engines!

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Booty Call... Elvis
  • Can I come over and see your Velvet Elvis?

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Obviously, She Never Flossed
  • "How could you possible have teeth down there?" he says, "Look at the shape your gums are in."

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Yankees and the Lightbulb
  • How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?

    None. Thats what rednecks are for.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Booty Call... Hog
  • Care to worm my hog?

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Blue Collar, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Two brunettes and a blonde...
  • And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Larry the Cable Guy: Tina Turner Concert
  • The Tina Turner concert in Texas got cancelled. You know why? Hurricane Ike.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • My First Sexual Experience
  • And Trevor replies, “Oh, you and your stupid radio.”

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: Pointlessness of NASCAR
  • Sweet Daddy Dee: NASCAR, that?s another dumbass, cracker sport.Jeff Dunham: NASCAR is a very popular ---Sweet Daddy Dee: I know that. I just don?t get it. What, a grown, white man going 500 miles in a circle? What the hell? What kind of three and a half h

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Busy Redneck
  • Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one arm and a sheep under the other?

    A: Bisexual.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
  • And they say, "Go ahead!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Married Tennessee Football Player
  • Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

    A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Cow or Tractor
  • If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a tractor.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Doctor, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
  • So he goes home, puts a lit cherry bomb in a soda can, and starts to count. '1...2...3...4...5...' The husband takes the soda can and puts it between his legs to continue counting on his fingers on his right hand. '6...7...8...9...'

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
  • Their last big hit was The Wall.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • For my next trick...
  • A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Inseminating Redneck Girls
  • Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Divorce
  • A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Traveling Salesman in West Virginia
  • "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Cow Pat Lip Gloss
  • "Nope, but it keeps me from lickinem."

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Blue Collar

  • The Butcher
  • If a butcher is 6 feet tall, wears size 9 shoes, and a waist size of 38, what does he weigh?

    Meat.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Ark-N-Saw
  • A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
    When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • City Girls and Country Boys
  • “Well, lets get these STUPID things off of our dicks!”

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Monster Mystery
  • A redneck bar on Friday night

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Recycling
  • A: Salad bowls

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Louisiana Heritage
  • 28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumboweather.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Booty Call... Teeth
  • The fewer teeth you have, the better I like it!

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Blue Collar

  • Corny
  • A: A field of corn.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Fifty Cent Piece
  • What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent piece?

    He married her.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Sheepish
  • A pimp!

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar

  • Guy From West Virginia
  • A: A virgin.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Visitor?
  • All your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Safe Sex for Rednecks
  • A. They mark the sheep that kick!

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Food for the Hungry
  • "Guess what?" the first guy says, "while you screwed that old hag we found two ears of cream corn!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Marriage
  • How can you tell if a redneck is married?
    There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar

  • What do you call a blonde making out with a ...
  • What do you call a blonde making out with a redneck while drinking beer?A bur

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • West Virgin-ia
  • How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?

    If she can run faster that her brothers.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
  • Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped.
    "To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white,

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Doctor, Insults, Work

  • Arkansas Dentists
  • A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • West Virginian Women
  • What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?

    A full set of teeth.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • A Perfect Circle
  • A: A Protractor

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • The Proud Redneck
  • He looks over at the bartender with pride and says, "Lookie what I almost stepped in!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Money, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Booty Call... Trailer
  • A tornado knocked down my trailer. Can I go home with you?

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dark Humor, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Ngaio Bealum: Love Rednecks
  • I love rednecks. I have a heart of a redneck -- in a jar.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Mole Removal
  • Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?

    He swore off sex with them creatures forever.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Watermelon
  • So they are floating out of their bodies, and Janet asks Samantha why she died. Samantha said that the thought of sticking a turnip up your ass was just too funny. Samantha then asked Janet why she laughed, Janet said: "I saw Rebecca coming around the cor

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Doctor, Miscellaneous

  • Choking Victim
  • While eating at their favorite diner, two Texans hear an awful choking sound. They turn around to see a lady turning blue.

    The first Texan rises, hitches up his jeans and walks over to the lady. He asks, "Can you breathe?" She shakes her head no. "Can

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bubba
  • The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Monks Made a Mistake
  • "Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • 132 legs and 8 teeth
  • A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Lightbulb... Rednecks
  • Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Rusted Truck
  • You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Redneck Girl
  • How do you know when you have a true redneck girl?
    When she can chew tabacco and give you a blow job at the same time, and knows which one to spit and which one to swallow.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Blue Collar, Gross

  • Belly Button
  • So she can hang an air freshner from it.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Doctor, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Toothpaste Inventor
  • Q: How do you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?

    A: If anyone else would have invented it, it would be called "teethpaste."

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, God, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Christmas Shopping
  • you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Bottom Line
  • Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
  • Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • Girls From Kentucky
  • Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

    A: A full set of teeth.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous

  • The Ghost
  • Later that night, the second guy had to take a shit, so he s**t in some sheets and put it down the chute. The next morning, the third guy asked the second guy third guy asked the first guy how he slept, and he said, "I slept fine except I saw a ghost and

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Harvard Attitude
  • The young man says, "Oh, excuse me. Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Fish-Eating Competition
  • So they had the final; the Mayor fired the starting pistol and they started eating the tench. No sooner had Mr. Hicks bitten the fish than one of his teeth fell out. He couldn't eat because of this so he stopped, but the Mayor refused to stop the compet

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • NASCAR
  • Rednecks

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