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Jokes about: Celebrity

  • Jeff Dunham: Unimpressive Superheroes
  • Jeff Dunham: I like Aquaman. He can breathe underwater and talk to fish.Melvin: Yeah, great. He has all the same powers as Spongebob.Jeff Dunham: How about the Hulk?Melvin: Why do you like the Hulk?Jeff Dunham: Well, the angrier he gets, the stronger he g

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Booty Call... Elvis
  • Can I come over and see your Velvet Elvis?

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Larry the Cable Guy: Tina Turner Concert
  • The Tina Turner concert in Texas got cancelled. You know why? Hurricane Ike.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: Pointlessness of NASCAR
  • Sweet Daddy Dee: NASCAR, that?s another dumbass, cracker sport.Jeff Dunham: NASCAR is a very popular ---Sweet Daddy Dee: I know that. I just don?t get it. What, a grown, white man going 500 miles in a circle? What the hell? What kind of three and a half h

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
  • Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped.
    "To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white,

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Laura Kightlinger: Talk Show Themes
  • I think that talk show themes have finally gone too far. I was watching a show where three people came out and they started talking about their failed attempts at suicide. And after it was over, they flashed a 1-800 number across the screen, so you could

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
  • Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but only one can get into the pearly gates.

    St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a douche bottle and douches herself.

    St. Peter asks D

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Police & Military, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jim Breuer: Mosh Pits
  • The band starts playing, and everyone just starts running around and pouncing each other to show how much they like the band. What happened to clapping, man?

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Police & Military, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Mickey & Donald in a Foxhole
  • A: Because Donald ducked.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 80s Booty Call... Call
  • Who ya gonna call? How about me?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 80s Booty Call... Betamax
  • Can I put my tape in your Betamax?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Classic Booty Call... Flintstone
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Murder Mystery Porn
  • In the end, everybody did it!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Baywatch
  • A: Silicon Valley.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Food, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Pregnant Dairy Queen
  • A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Alien Booty Call... Phone Home
  • Forget phooone hooome. How about phooone meeee?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Judy Gold: Performing for Bill Clinton
  • I performed at a Democratic fundraiser in Miami Beach about two and a half years ago, and I performed for Bill Clinton. I did stand-up comedy for him as well.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... Come Home
  • Please come home with me so I can experience first contact.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 80s Booty Call... Kirk Cameron
  • Like Kirk Cameron, I am experiencing growing pains -- in my pants.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Pokemon for Adults
  • A: Pikascrew.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Moby Dick
  • Papa Boner.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • David Feldman: Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal
  • I would like to be able to watch the evening news with my family and not have to explain what oral sex means to my wife.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 80s Booty Call... Commodore 64
  • Wanna come back to my place and check out my Commodore 64?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... Dice
  • According to my percentile dice, I should have charmed you by now.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 80s Booty Call... Casio
  • Wanna play my Casio? I keep it in my pants.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... Precious
  • You are more precious than dilithium crystals.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • George of the Jungle
  • "What did you do that?" she exclaimed.
    He replied, "Gotta check for squirrels."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 80s Booty Call... DeLorean
  • Wanna take a ride in my DeLorean?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 90s Booty Call... Mosh Pit
  • You just dove from the stage of my dreams into the mosh pit of my so-called life.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... Convention
  • Hey, could you tell me where the "Star Wars" convention is? I just got lost... in your eyes.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Bob Oschack: Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity
  • I tried to stop the first day or two of our marriage, and I promise you, my nuts ballooned quicker than Oprah in a Krispy Kreme.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... Guild
  • Would you like to join my MMORPG guild for some level grinding?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... Comics
  • If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me touch myself while I read "Daredevil #181"?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Major Crackage
  • A: She was arrested for carrying 300 pounds of crack in her pants.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jack Coen: Not the Same for Bill Clinton
  • When I was younger, if a girlfriend was bothering a president, the CIA killed her.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
  • An itchy, twitchy twat!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Ty Barnett: Herpes Medication Message
  • I saw the commercial for herpes medication. First of all, I know commercials are getting ridiculous, but the thing that tripped me out about this commercial was not how they made it look like your life get a whole lot better after herpes -- you can rock c

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Loni Love: On Tom Cruise
  • We sick people need our medicine, Tom. You ever had a yeast infection? F**k you.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy
  • Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?

    A: A redhead with a yeast infection.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Wayne Federman: Jazz History
  • Jazz: it began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease across the United States.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Taylor Negron: Inner Child
  • I found out I have the von Trapp family in me.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Roses are red

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    Jokes about: Food, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Ronald McDonald in a Nudist Colony
  • Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?

    A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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    Jokes about: Food, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Dan Devido: Joe Franklin Sandwich
  • I went to the Carnegie Deli, and I had one of the celebrity sandwiches. I had the Joe Franklin, and what they do is they serve the dressing on the side, and they comb it over the sandwich.

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    Jokes about: Food, Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jimmy Carr: Sense of Taste
  • If you eat a lot of spicy food, you can damage your sense of taste. When I was in Mexico last year, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

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    Jokes about: God, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Giraldo: What the Jews Believe
  • Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.

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    Jokes about: God, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: Virgins in Paradise
  • Jeff Dunham: Well, did they say it would be only female virgins?
    Achmed: Holy Crap! Wait... I could have Clay Aiken!

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    Jokes about: God, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Who Is God?
  • A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

    "Both, son, God is both."

    After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

    "Both, son, both."

    "Daddy, does God love children?"

    "Yes, son, he loves all

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Teacher Arrested

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    Jokes about: God, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Grant Taylor: Elvis and Jesus, After Death
  • They were both much more popular and more frequently cited since their deaths.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
  • And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!"

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • The Jewish Vote
  • He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous

  • Marc Maron: The Appeal of George W. Bush
  • He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, Police & Military, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • The Hurt Bird and the S**t
  • The man replied, "You scared the s**t out of the bird."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo?
  • Bait!

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Star Trek & Toilet Paper
  • A: They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Star Trek
  • A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • To Boldly Go...
  • Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?

    A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Barbie & Paris
  • A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde vs. Ratings System
  • A: She called 16 friends to come meet her.

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    Jokes about: Insults, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Clinton, Bush & Washington
  • Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Arceneux & Mitchell: On Michael Jackson
  • I can remember when you were a little, short black boy with an afro. Now, you are a tall white woman with a perm.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Suzanne Whang: Difference Between a Grocery Bag and Michael Jackson
  • What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is made of white plastic and is dangerous to children, and the other one is a grocery bag.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Steve Marmel: Pauly Shore vs. Bill Clinton
  • Pauly Shore gets better ass than our president.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... 60 Minutes
  • She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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    Jokes about: Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Dave Attell: Michael Bolton
  • What do you think of that Michael Bolton? What do you think of her -- do you like her?

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    Jokes about: Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • So many to choose from
  • A: In a catalogue.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Proops: White People in Isolation
  • You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be? Riverdance.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... "Soul Train"
  • She is so blonde, she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Lego my Legolas
  • A: Elf-elf-a

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    Jokes about: Kids, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • The Michael Jackson Doll
  • Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

    A: You wind it up and it plays with your kids.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Lawyer, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Parachutes for two
  • "Do we have time?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Little Johnny, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Sex Ed
  • “Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne.”

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Technology-Enabled Amoebas

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jake Johannsen: If Love Was Easy
  • If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Radio
  • A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Dave Attell: Never Get Girls in the Movies
  • Guys like me never get girls in the movies, right? You never see a guy like me with a girl. Alright -- we get them, and then somebody unties them.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Horror Movie Blonde
  • Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

    A: Dead meat.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Dana Gould: The Beatles
  • If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Darren Carter: Before Eminem
  • I used to be a rapper. I used to rap way before Eminem. They called me Skittles.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Gorilla and Computer
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?

    A: Hairy Reasoner.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Hogwarts Expulsion
  • He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Alexander & Kermit
  • A: Their middle names.

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous

  • Drinking Game: Big Lebowski
  • I can promise you this: Playing this game makes the movie make a lot more sense.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Legless Charlie Brown
  • Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?

    A: Ground Chuck.

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    Jokes about: Police & Military, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Denis Leary: Jackson 5 Clothing
  • Jackson 5 to launch new clothing line. Sizes include large, medium and plaintiff.

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    Jokes about: Money, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Piercing a Pirate
  • A: A buck an ear.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld...
  • We Kuwait!

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer ...
  • They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Bruce Baum: White People Invented Rap
  • I was doing some musical research, and I found out it was actually white people that came up with rap music. Only, they call it square dancing.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Tattooed Wang
  • "Three reasons:  I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Surprise!
  • After a moment of stunned silence, he replies, "Who is this?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • What is Six Inches Long?
  • What is 6 inches long, has a big head, and drives women wild?

    A hundred dollar bill!

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Ian Bagg: My Meth Addict Neighbor
  • One day I came home, he was passed out in his Spider-Man outfit in front of the building, and the fire department had to show up with the clear paddles and bring him back to life. What a bad day to be a kid driving by and seeing Spider-Man.

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Guy Torry: Real Survivor Show
  • You want a real survivor show -- put Robert Downey Jr., Michael Irvin and Darryl Strawberry in a crack house with one rock.

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Sherry Davey: On Ozzy Osbourne
  • All the years this guy did drugs, no one could have slipped him some calcium?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... T-Shirt
  • That "Babylon 5" t-shirt looks great on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Superhero Booty Call... Origin
  • My origin? I was bitten by a radioactive porn star.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 80s Booty Call... Digital Watch
  • My digital watch has a calculator. How do you like me now?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Zombie Booty Call... The Dead
  • You wanna see the Grateful Dead? Come home with me!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... Visceral
  • Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Superhero Booty Call... Fantastic
  • Want to see my Fantastic Four-skin? Flame on!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • 80s Booty Call... A-Team
  • Call me Dirk Benedict because my Face belongs on your "A-Team."

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Police & Military, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • What We Learn From the Movies
  • -- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
    -- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
    -- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
    -- Mo

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Spice Girls...Toaster
  • Pop Tarts.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • E.T.
  • A: Because he has little legs.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Hari Kondabolu: Mosh Pit at a Weezer Concert
  • A mosh pit at a Weezer concert is different from other mosh pits. A mosh pit at a Weezer concert is basically nerds bumping into each other and apologizing.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Eric Andre: "COPS" Theme Song
  • Is it just me or is reggae the most inappropriate music they could have picked to open up the show "COPS"?

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity

  • Immaculate Pop Hybrid
  • A: Nothing. Elton John prefers men.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Duct Tape
  • A: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Craig Shoemaker: Antonio Banderas
  • You know who does it for her? Antonio Banderas. I swear, this guy gets my wife horny. He gets her all wound up. I rent all his movies; he does all the work for me.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Insulted Snow White
  • Q: Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?

    A: Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Wizard of Toad
  • "Just follow the yellow d**k toad."

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Whitehouse Parrot
  • The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • When Broadway Meets Daytime T.V.
  • The Phantom of the Oprah.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • RIng of Power
  • Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Madonna & a Convertible
  • A: A top that comes down easily.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Chip Pope: Stadium Seating
  • I love the movies. They finally built one of those stadium-seat porn theaters by my house. So, bring a hat.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Kristen Schaal: Werewolf to the Moon
  • If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Inner Space
  • E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Clinton thought a moment and asked, 'Ummm... Is Dorothy around?'

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Pop Culture & Celebrity

  • What do you call Batman & Robin if they...
  • A: Flatman and Ribbon!

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Marder: Easy Listening Music
  • Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Andy Kindler: Tropical Depression
  • I love whenever they downgrade a hurricane to a tropical depression, because I always think of a tropical depression as how I feel three songs into a Jimmy Buffett concert.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Cubist Poo
  • A: Pic-ass-o.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Bonnie McFarlane: Showbiz Name
  • When I first got into this biz called show, I decided I was going to change my name, make it more Hollywood. And you know how you do that? You take your middle name and the first street that you ever lived on. So when I first started, I actually went by S

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Groupie Gone Wild
  • Flaming Lips!

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Ben Bailey: Interview Rule
  • So the rule is, if you screw up just one too many job interviews, you become a stand-up comedian.

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    Jokes about: Technology, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Natasha Leggero: Dad and the Internet
  • My dad discovered the Internet. Uh, just because someone raised you, does not mean that you have to add them on Facebook.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Snoop Doggs Teeth...
  • BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Xerox
  • Hard Copy.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Smurfette
  • There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one seven times. Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette was...

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Robin Montague: On En Vogue
  • It took four En Vogue to make one Aretha song.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Three-Balled Alien
  • Q: What do you call an alien with three balls?

    A: ET, the extra testicle.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Things I Learned From Movies
  • 31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Doug Benson: Hip Hop Sound Effects
  • I hate how all the hip hop bands of today will put crazy sound effects into their songs. You know what I mean, like a police or ambulance siren in a tune? Because I could own the CD, I could listen to it 50 gamillion times in my car -- I still fall for it

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Mooney: Black Characters on "Star Trek"
  • Why we all gotta be blind? Why do they have to mess up the black man in the future? We all gotta look like Ray Charles. Why is that? And the other brother looks like his mother slept with a turtle.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Paul Dillery: Hollywood Producer in the Crowd
  • There was a big Hollywood producer in the crowd the other night. One thing led to another, and before you know it -- he was gone.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Turkey Rhythm
  • A: He had his own drumsticks.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Three words that describe Britney Spears
  • My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Daniel Tosh: National Anthem
  • The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bobcat Goldthwait: Career Trajectory
  • If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.

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