All the jokes - democrat

  • Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
    A: A free for all.

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  • Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
    A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

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  • Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
    A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.

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  • Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
    A: Thirty minutes of begging.

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  • A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
    A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
    "Ten dollars?" she said.
    "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"

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  • A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
    The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?

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  • Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
    A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

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  • If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
    The first one would say its causing global warming.
    The second one would say its racist.
    The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.

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  • Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals?
    A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!

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  • Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
    A: Elvis has been sighted.

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