Best Dentist funny jokes

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  • What does the dentist of the year get?
    A little plaque.

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  • One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him:
    I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh.
    The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep...
    Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her:
    Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?

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  • An old lady went to visit her dentist.
    When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs.
    The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist."
    "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."

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  • Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
    Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.

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  • Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
    A: Dracula's dentist.

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  • Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
    A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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  • Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?"
    Boy: "I don't know, Why?"
    Girl: "To get a new crown!"

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  • Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
    A: "You have a hole in one."

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  • Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons:
    A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man.
    The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?"
    The busman says: "Yes, why not?"
    He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them.
    This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman:
    "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full."
    The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."

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  • A little boy was taken to the dentist.
    It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
    "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
    "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

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