Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.