Best Dinosaur funny jokes

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  • Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
    A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

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  • Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
    A: Lefty.

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  • Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.

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  • What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.

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  • Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.


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  • Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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  • Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
    A: Squash.

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  • Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
    This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

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  • A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
    After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
    After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
    She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.

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  • Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
    But only once.

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