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  • I don't know about you guys, but I could use a month off. Wouldn't that be sweet? You don't have to get up, go to the bathroom, answer the phone, pay a bill. You wake up a month later: your skin's nice and soft; you're well rested; you lost some weight. I think the coma's underrated.
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  • Her father's a doctor, her mother's a nurse, her sister's in pharmaceuticals and her brother's a malpractice lawyer. That's not a family; that's an HMO.
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  • What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.
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  • Q: What happens when lawyers take Viagra?A: They grow taller.
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  • Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
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  • Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
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