Best Easter funny jokes

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  • Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
    "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
    Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
    "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
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  • Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
    They hid their own eggs!
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  • Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
    A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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  • Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
    A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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  • A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
    He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
    The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
    My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
    Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
    He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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  • Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
    A: Fry-days.
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  • Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
    A: Egg-zosted!
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  • "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
    "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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  • Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
    A: He was having a bad hare day!
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  • Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
    A: Around the cluck!
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