Best Facebook funny jokes

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  • I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
    And it will say Nobody Likes This.

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  • Why is Facebook like Jail?
    "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"


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  • Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

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  • Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

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  • Google+ is the gym of social networking.
    We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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  • I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
    Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

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  • Facebook is like a fridge.
    Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

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  • Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

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  • You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
    Man, and do you have life?
    OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

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  • I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

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