Best Fish funny jokes

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  • A tourist was drowning in the sea:
    Help! Help! He screams.
    Very calm the fisherman says:
    Press F1 already and stop screaming.
    You’re scaring the fishes away.

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  • Me: Hey look its Nemo!
    Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
    Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!

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  • Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
    A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!

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