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  • It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals.
    At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him.
    "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat!
    What's up with that I wonder!"
    The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife.
    We went to the games together."
    "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously.
    "She passed away," said the gentleman.
    "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man.
    Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
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  • After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.
    As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
    "Yes," the golfer responded.
    "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"
    "Yes, I did.
    How did you know?" he asked.
    "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield.
    The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck.
    The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down.
    So, what are you going to do about it?"
    The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...
    "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
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  • There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred.
    Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game.
    But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired.
    His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill?
    You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now."
    Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened.
    Fred had a heart attack on the first hole."
    "My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him.
    "That must've been terrible!"
    "It was," he said.
    "All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."
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  • How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
    The joystick is wet.
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