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Jokes about: God

  • Heaven vs. Hell
  • One night, God visits a preacher.

    The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?"

    God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the polic

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Astrologer Booty Call... Moon
  • My moon is rising.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Gum
  • For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • One day Adam and Eve notice God...
  • "Ah, right. Multiple orgasms."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Garden of Eden
  • Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pregnant Nun
  • Q. Dress her up as an altar boy!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Childless Psychics
  • A: Their husbands have crystal balls.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, God, Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: Amish Friends
  • I had trouble with the last relationship. I got scared a little bit and had two Amish people come over who were friends of mine. They had an erection raising.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: Jewish Juggler
  • My grandfather was a Jewish juggler. He used to close his act -- I was told -- he used to worry about six things at once.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Steve Sweeney: Growing Up Catholic
  • I grew up a Catholic, which is good. It gives you something to work out the rest of your life.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous

  • Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education
  • Sad to say -- eight years of nuns, four years of priests, 12 years of therapy -- here I am.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Loni Love: On Tom Cruise
  • We sick people need our medicine, Tom. You ever had a yeast infection? F**k you.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Dan St. Germain: Mysterious Ways
  • God working in mysterious ways is no comfort to me working through my sh*tty life.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Miscellaneous

  • In His Image

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Taylor Negron: Inner Child
  • I found out I have the von Trapp family in me.

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    Jokes about: Food, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Daniel Tosh: Who Sinned First
  • If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Frosty the Snowman
  • A: He heard the snowblower coming.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Gilbert Gottfried: Old Testament Trick
  • If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Patton Oswalt: Coloring Easter Eggs
  • Remember when you were growing up and you wanted to color eggs for Easter? Where did you go? There was only one game in town: PAAS. You went to PAAS, or you went to hell. Remember that? That was on the box.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Gross, Work

  • Wrong Kind Of Collection
  • "S**t!" It took the workers two weeks to clean up the church.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Andy Kindler: Orthodox Jewish Wedding
  • I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were separated from the women, but they both came together to not enjoy what I was talking about.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Liar Sermon
  • A preacher concludes his service by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the 17th chapter of Mark."

    The following Sunday, the preacher says, "Now, all of yo

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Spell L-O-V-E
  • Then the man says, 'Spell Hemorrhoid.'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Landry: One Virgin in Catholic School
  • We had 300 girls in my high school; we had one virgin -- one. She was out on the front lawn. She was our Lady of Lost Hope.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • The Legend of the Christmas Tree Angel
  • And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass...

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    Jokes about: Animal, God, Miscellaneous

  • The Funky Parrot
  • The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!"

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: Celebrating both Christmas and Hanukkah
  • Jeff Dunham: If your family celebrates Christmas and Hanukkah, put up a Christmas tree and a Hanukkah bush.Peanut: And keep in mind that, no matter what you do, you?ll never be fully accepted by either group.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Zen Sausage
  • Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Buddhist Dog
  • A: "Make me one with everything."

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    Jokes about: God, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Giraldo: What the Jews Believe
  • Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Judah Friedlander: Broke Up With My Boyfriend
  • I broke up today with my boyfriend. Well, neither of us were gay. We were just doing it to upset our parents -- and the Christian Right.

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Myq Kaplan: Had It Rough
  • The Jews have had it rough. I have some distant cousins that got sucked into one of these pyramid schemes -- you know, building them in Egypt. Too soon?

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Rory Scovel: Haunted House
  • My family thought it would be a lot of fun to go to one of those pro-life haunted houses: church.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jon Dore: Two Simple Rules
  • I have two simple rules that guide me through this world. Number one: I follow the good word of the Lord Jesus Christ. Number two: I bang as many f**king bitches as I can.

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Exorcist
  • "As soon as gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Arj Barker: 4th of July
  • I read this on the Internet -- did you know that 4th of July is more popular in this country than in any other country in the whole world?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Vow of Celebracy
  • The Pope sobs, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE."

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    Jokes about: God

  • Holy Water
  • A: You boil the hell out of it!

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    Jokes about: God, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: Virgins in Paradise
  • Jeff Dunham: Well, did they say it would be only female virgins?
    Achmed: Holy Crap! Wait... I could have Clay Aiken!

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Dwayne Kennedy: 9/11 Reaction
  • I started reading the Bible, the Torah, the Koran, back issues of the Green Lantern, you know what I mean? I was like an atheist with a B plan.

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    Jokes about: God

  • Prayer for the Winning
  • A: In a casino, you really mean it.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Slippery Slope
  • She yells out in pain, "Oh Christ! Oh God, I said Christ! Oh s**t, I said God! Oh, f**k, I said s**t! Oh, who wants to be a f**king nun anyway?"

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    Jokes about: God, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Who Is God?
  • A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

    "Both, son, God is both."

    After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

    "Both, son, both."

    "Daddy, does God love children?"

    "Yes, son, he loves all

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Karma
  • Getting good karma requires giving... and giving... and giving...

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    Jokes about: Blonde, God, Men/Women, Nationality, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Walks into a Bar

  • Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang
  • The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Tom Kenny: The Pope-Mobile
  • I see the pope driving around on the news in that car. I always expect to see lottery balls blowing around inside there with him.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Walking on Water
  • A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a rabbi fish in a lake. The preacher has to use the bathroom, so he walks across the water, does his business and walks back. Then the rabbi has to go, so he walks across the water, does his business and walks bac

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad
  • My husband is Jewish. I know -- a Catholic and a Jew, right? Our kids are gonna be cashews.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Why Man Before Woman
  • Q: Why did God create man before woman?

    A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
  • God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Bill Santiago: Flying Into San Juan Scare
  • I had a scare last time flying into San Juan. We lost cabin pressure, and instead of oxygen masks, rosary beads dropped out of the ceiling.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Richard Lewis: Jewish Satellite Dish
  • My grandparents had a satellite dish. They were the first ones, like, in 1961. It was like a Jewish one: it picked up problems from other families.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Gilbert Gottfried: The Last Supper
  • At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table?

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Three Nuns
  • The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Teacher Arrested

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Steve Mittleman: Jesus in Venice
  • Jesus would have been great in Venice. He could have just walked all over the place.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jesus and Moses Play Golf
  • Moses turns to Jesus and says, 'I hate it when your dad plays!'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Debbie Shea: New Easter Celebration
  • My new favorite holiday is Easter because I celebrated a little differently this year. I had an egg hunt -- in my womb. It was great. A lot of people came.

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    Jokes about: God, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Grant Taylor: Elvis and Jesus, After Death
  • They were both much more popular and more frequently cited since their deaths.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
  • And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!"

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    Jokes about: God, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
  • "Damn," said the drunk man. "Are you sure he fell in there?"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, God, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Christmas Shopping
  • you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, God, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • DL Hughley: Different Religious Beliefs
  • We have different religious beliefs. Here we believe, in this country, that if you kill yourself, it is a sin and you go to Hell. They believe if they kill themselves fighting their enemy, it is an honor and they go to Heaven. And the f**ked up thing abou

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Raining Money
  • A: To make weathermen look good.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Hugh Fink: Ethnic Sports Names
  • A lot of teams have ethnic names: Notre Dame, the Fighting Irish; Minnesota, the Vikings; Yeshiva University, the Price-Slashing Hebes.

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Make-a-Wish Foundation
  • So God sent him Mother Theresa.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Lizz Winstead: Catholic Neighborhood
  • I went to Catholic school, everyone in my neighborhood was Catholic -- I literally had no idea that Jews existed. I thought they were characters in the Bible, like Argonauts or hobbits or something.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Cathy Ladman: What Is Religion?
  • Religion is basically guilt with different holidays.

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    Jokes about: God, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: WWJD in a Spousal Argument
  • Walter: Well, my mother always told me ?When you?re in a jam and don?t know what to do, you should think: what would Jesus do???So I tried to turn her into a fish. I stood there going ?Be gone, Satan! Hello, Shamu?. Well, at least Shamu only has one blowh

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Work Genesis
  • In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance.
    And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. And they spoke among themselves, saying, 'It is a crock of s**t, and i

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    Jokes about: God

  • Blind Man & Nuns
  • The nuns opened the door, and the man said, 'Nice boobs! Where do you want the blinds?"

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The FortyNunners
  • "Go to Hell, there are NO Catholics there."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sex Before Communion
  • He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Energies
  • Did you feel that? Our energies just touched! And we should always follow our energies...

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
  • The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

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    Jokes about: God, Animal

  • Thank The lord!
  • There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule. The monks lent him one, and they explained that you had to say “Thank the Lord!” to

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    Jokes about: God

  • Narcoleptic Priest
  • He fell asleep during his own sermon!

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Eugene Mirman: Adopted
  • They waited until I was 20 to tell me I was adopted. And then last Christmas, they told me they were kidding.

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • The Jewish Vote
  • He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Provenza: Catholic View on Sex
  • The Catholics have an interesting view of sex. Sex is disgusting, amoral and filthy, and you should save it for one you love.

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    Jokes about: God, School, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Kozlowski: Catholics Clapping
  • You can always tell when the Catholics are clapping because their hands have been broken by rulers.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Holy Water + Castor Oil
  • Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil?

    A: A religious movement.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • The Homeless Couple and the Priest
  • This priest was driving to his church when he saw two people bending over in the grass. He decided to see why. He walked over to them and asked what they were doing. The man said they were homeless and grass was the only thing they could eat. The priest s

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Packed in One Honda
  • A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • E-vil
  • It reads, "Welcome to www.Purgatory.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue..."

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    Jokes about: Animal, God, Miscellaneous

  • Religious Nuts

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Priests and Christmas Trees
  • Q: What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

    A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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    Jokes about: Animal, God, Miscellaneous

  • Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
  • He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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    Jokes about: God, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • J.J. Wall: Sexy Multiple Wife Thing
  • When I was younger, I actually thought the Mormons were kind of a cool religion because of that multiple wife thing. I thought it was pretty sexy, multiple wives, and then I got married, and I realized that one wife is certainly enough for any man.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Lizz Winstead: New Testament
  • My friend Phil -- brought up Orthodox Jewish -- he actually thought the New Testament was the paperback version of the Old Testament.

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    Jokes about: God, Money, Miscellaneous

  • $1 Million in Heaven
  • God said, "Sure, in a minute."

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Nick DiPaolo: Venice Beach vs. Time Square
  • People in Venice Beach make people in Times Square look like the Amish.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah
  • 1. No Irving Berlin songs

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Dan Mintz: Holocaust Survivor
  • My grandfather was actually a Holocaust survivor, and you can tell that it really affected him because to this day, he still will not walk into a gas chamber.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Jimmy Dore: Really Catholic
  • My parents were Catholic. They were really Catholic -- like they almost molested somebody.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Big Jay Oakerson: Karate at the Jewish Community Center
  • My grandma sent me to karate class at the Jewish community center because it was free. Sensei Master Rabbi Rabinowitz -- that guy was the Hebrew nightmare.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Women in Heaven
  • Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?

    A: If they all went, it would be hell.

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    Jokes about: Animal, God, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • What do you get when you cross a Scottish...
  • The Dolly Llama.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, God

  • Light Bulbs for Christians
  • A: None. The Bible makes no mention of light bulbs.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Jesus gives speech
  • Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people.
    'He who hath not sinned, cast the first stone." Just then a stone came flying from the back of the crowd and hit him hard on the head.
    'Ouch, Mom! I hate when you do that!"

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • St. Paul vs. Minneapolis
  • A: There are a dozen or so pages in the Bible about St. Paul, but nothing about Minneapolis.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Black, White, Black
  • A: A nun falling down stairs.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, God, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • What a Coincidence
  • A: "Is this a joke?"

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, God, Miscellaneous

  • Dana Gould: Hell Exactly as You Thought
  • What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And the devil really was this idiot in a red leotard with a pitchfork?

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • The Joy of Christmas Cards
  • A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

    "What denomination?" asks the clerk.

    "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist."

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Fitzsimmons: New York Airport Safety Precautions
  • Last time I was out here was not too long after 9/11, and you could not drive a car to the airport at that time. That was one of the first safety precautions: only taxis could go to the airport. Because, really, what better way of stemming the flow of Mus

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • No Revolving Doors
  • A: A nun with a spear through her head.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Charlie Viracola: Believed in Santa
  • Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Judah Friedlander: On Shintoism
  • I mean -- a reverence for nature, spirits and ancestors with no formal dogma? Get real, Japan.

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    Jokes about: God, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Juston McKinney: Scratch Tickets for Christmas
  • You know what my uncle gets me every year for Christmas? Scratch tickets. Thanks for making the decision to gamble away my Christmas gift for me.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God

  • The Priest and the Christmas Tree
  • Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike?

    A: The balls are only for decoration.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Astrologer Booty Call... Third Planet
  • My third planet is misaligned. Can you adjust it for me?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sinful Conception
  • F**k her.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Texas Sphincters
  • So he made their fans.

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous

  • Marc Maron: The Appeal of George W. Bush
  • He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

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    Jokes about: God

  • You SINNER!!!!!!!
  • A conscience does not prevent sin; it only prevents you from enjoying it.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Lizz Winstead: Jesse Helms
  • You know the last time Jesse Helms kissed a Jew, he got 30 pieces of silver for it.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Shoulda Gone to A.A.
  • The cleric responds, "A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Free
  • Free yourself from your mind... as well as your pants.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Upholding the Cloth
  • And the prostitute said, "Yes, I know, Father. I felt it while we were dancing."

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • A Wrinkle in Time
  • "Well," the little girl said, looking at his wrinkles and thinning hair. "He sure is doing a better job nowadays!"

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Dyslexic Devil Worshipper
  • He sold his soul to Santa.

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    Jokes about: God, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Earthquake: Expensive Church
  • Used to go to church, but church is getting too expensive. Cover charge is a bitch. I went one Sunday; they was passing around eight, nine plates. I just pulled my own plate, started passing that around.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Theo Von: Real Christian Home
  • We grew up in a real Christian home. If we jerked off, my dad made us bury it in the yard.

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    Jokes about: God

  • Non-Profit Atheism
  • A: They have no prophets.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Rickey Smiley: White Church
  • I joined a white church because white people get out on time.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Brett Butler: Beer With No Alcohol
  • Beer with no alcohol -- what a taste. That is like a nun with a D-cup.

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Confession
  • "Yes, and two very good leads!"

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    Jokes about: God, Lawyer, School, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Law School for Nuns
  • A sister-in-law.

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Men are Simple
  • She wanted to start with something simple.

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    Jokes about: God, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Myq Kaplan: Jewish Divorce Custom
  • My wife and I did the Jewish divorce custom where we took a broken glass and we put it back together.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Giraldo: On Catholicism
  • We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.

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