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  • Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
    "Yes," replies the little girl.
    "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
    The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
    The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
    "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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  • Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
    "Yes," replies the little girl.
    "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
    The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
    The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
    "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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  • Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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  • Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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  • Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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  • Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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  • Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.
    We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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  • Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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  • yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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  • Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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