All the jokes -

Jokes about: Insults

  • Three Redneck Lies
  • -- The pickup is paid for.

    -- I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.

    -- I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bow-Legged Cowgirls
  • Q: Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?

    A: Their boyfriends eat with their hats on.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Arkansas Fertility
  • Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

    A: Sooner or later, they find a potent cousin.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Hillbilly Chicks and Bears
  • Q: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?

    A: They both lick their paws.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Busy Redneck
  • Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one arm and a sheep under the other?

    A: Bisexual.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Married Tennessee Football Player
  • Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

    A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Recycling
  • A: Salad bowls

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Doctor, Insults, Work

  • Arkansas Dentists
  • A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dark Humor, Insults, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Revenge of the Blondes
  • Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lies in a ditch?

    A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames
  • Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?

    A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

    Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

    A: There was an empty seat.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Insults, Lawyer, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Plastered Lawyers
  • Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

    A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Man With One Brain
  • He had a dick and a brain!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bonnie McFarlane: Never Be a Lesbian
  • I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: After Intercourse
  • She said that after we had intercourse, I gave her an anti-climax.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes & Computers
  • A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Helen Keller Discovers Masturbation
  • A: She tried to read her own lips.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Lawyer, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer-Client Relations
  • Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

    A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • First Impressions are Everything
  • A: Nothing. They have never met.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Elephant & Prostitute
  • A: A two-ton pick-up.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A Hole in the Head
  • A: So he can get oxygen to his brain.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Bob Oschack: Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity
  • I tried to stop the first day or two of our marriage, and I promise you, my nuts ballooned quicker than Oprah in a Krispy Kreme.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Major Crackage
  • A: She was arrested for carrying 300 pounds of crack in her pants.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Proctologists & Bartenders
  • A: The proctologist only handles one a**hole at a time.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Doctor, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Toothpaste Inventor
  • Q: How do you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?

    A: If anyone else would have invented it, it would be called "teethpaste."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Doctor, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... Blood Test
  • She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Loni Love: On Tom Cruise
  • We sick people need our medicine, Tom. You ever had a yeast infection? F**k you.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Margaret Smith: Crime-Stopping Altoid
  • I was almost robbed the other night going home late. Thank God I had just popped an Altoid. Did you know if you have an Altoid in your mouth and breathe on someone, you can disorientate them? Who needs a mint this strong? If you think you need a mint this

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Divorce & Circumcision
  • A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Why did the city build a graveyard...
  • A: So all the old people can see there futures!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Food, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Meets Cheerios
  • A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Food, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde in a Library
  • The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Food, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde & Pizza
  • She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."

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    Jokes about: Food, Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jimmy Carr: Sense of Taste
  • If you eat a lot of spicy food, you can damage your sense of taste. When I was in Mexico last year, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Why Man Before Woman
  • Q: Why did God create man before woman?

    A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Nick DiPaolo: Venice Beach vs. Time Square
  • People in Venice Beach make people in Times Square look like the Amish.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Women in Heaven
  • Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?

    A: If they all went, it would be hell.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Brett Butler: Beer With No Alcohol
  • Beer with no alcohol -- what a taste. That is like a nun with a D-cup.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Ben Bailey: Summer NYC Smells
  • You walk one block in Manhattan in July, you smell a hundred different smells that could down a horse.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Foot-Long Carrot
  • Her friend answers, "No -- that dirty."

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Farting Into the Great Beyond
  • Your fart was so loud that astronauts in space mistook it for a message from Houston!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Knock, Knock... Arthur
  • Arthur any better jokes on this site?

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • This Joke Hurts
  • A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"The doctor lo

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Big Ben Surprise
  • A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

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    Jokes about: Insults, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: Harvard Rat Study
  • There was a big study in Boston, Harvard, a big medical test. Rats would rather starve than not do a Quayle joke.

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous

  • Godfrey: The DeVry Institute
  • You know your school is crappy when they advertise it on the subway.

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous

  • California
  • A: Hella.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Tries Horseback Riding
  • Just as she loses consciousness, the carousel stops.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Barbie & Paris
  • A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Mime in a Forest Riddle
  • A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.

    A tree falls on him.

    Does anyone care?

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    Jokes about: Insults, Money, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Engineers & Light Bulbs
  • A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Hari Kondabolu: Progressive City
  • I just got back from Portland, Oregon. Portland, of course, is a very progressive city, one that does not spay or neuter its hippie population. So there is an overabundance.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Woman Without an A**hole
  • Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?

    A: Divorced.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Helps with Laundry
  • The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Puzzle
  • Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

    A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Tap Dancer
  • A: She fell in the sink.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Buried Lawyers
  • Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?

    A: Not enough sand.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Basement Full of Blondes
  • A: A whine cellar.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Blonde Driver
  • A: Her blinker was on.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Confusing Blonde
  • A: She comes out and says she did.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Greg Fitzsimmons: Finding Small Penises
  • If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde vs. Ratings System
  • A: She called 16 friends to come meet her.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Simple Men and Light Bulbs
  • Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?

    A: One -- because men will screw anything.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Kathleen Madigan: Marathons
  • The only sport I absolutely refuse to watch? Marathon running. Uh -- that looks like a bunch of anorexics in a hurry to get a burger.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde vs. Crime Rate
  • A: She moved.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Feel Like a Woman
  • A gorgeous man stands up. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. Muscles ripple across his chest as he extends his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers, "Iron this."

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    Jokes about: Insults, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Clinton, Bush & Washington
  • Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous

  • Harvard Graduate
  • Pay him for the pizza.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Tom Shillue: Golf Is Boring Enough
  • Golf is boring enough to play, never mind watch it on TV, but then, to make it extra boring, they actually show slow motion replays. What the hell do you learn by watching a guy putt in slow motion?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Urinalotta Trouble
  • Above the urinal, written on the wall:
    Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • We Cause Blindness
  • How do you make a woman blind?
    Put a windshield in front of her!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Preferential Treatment
  • A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
    "Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman.
    "Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one.
    "No, your boyfriend told me that!"

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Laughing Washing Machine
  • Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Rene Hicks: Family Reunions
  • Last weekend, I went to my family reunion. And you people know, family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree, and you realize some branches need to be cut.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Love-Handles
  • The blonde exclaims, "Holy s**t! What did you do with my ears?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Coffee Drinker
  • The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Four Blondes in a Pickup
  • She responds, "Well, you all forgot to open the tailgate!"

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bucket of What?
  • A: The bucket!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Chris Regan: Cruise Clientele
  • If we were hauling any more trash into the ocean, we would have been boarded by Greenpeace.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Ted Alexandro: Squad Car Cop Is to Cop on a Bike...
  • I would think the squad car cop is to the cop on a bike as the sketch artist is to the etch-a-sketch artist.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Waisted
  • A waste.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bad Lawyer
  • Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

    A: Senator.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Insults

  • Monkey Brains
  • A: Hopefully you.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Hostage Escape Tactics
  • A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.

    Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Blonde Invention
  • A: Ejection seats in helicopters.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Arceneux & Mitchell: On Michael Jackson
  • I can remember when you were a little, short black boy with an afro. Now, you are a tall white woman with a perm.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • An Ugly Position
  • A: Ask your parents.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Brain
  • A: Inflate it.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Eugene Mirman: Poorest Neighborhood in North America
  • I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America -- which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Stuffing
  • A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • The Mathematics of Love
  • Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Law School Graduation Gift
  • Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from law school?

    A: A lobotomy.

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous

  • Tommy Johnagin: The Hardest Thing at Community College
  • The hardest thing to do at a community college is cheat on a test because the only people you can cheat off of also go to a community college.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... Thesaurus
  • She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
  • Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Dwayne Perkins: Returning to Africa
  • For the white people, it would be like if you were going to Vermont.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Michigan State Fans
  • Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?

    A: A whine cellar.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers and Walls
  • Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?

    A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Cruel Joke
  • A: Cancer.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Such Talent
  • You sing so well you belong on a stage....... coach one leaves in five minutes!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Brunette vs. Garbage
  • A: At least the garbage gets taken out once a week.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Sunday
  • A: Because the sun was out.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Two Chance Blonde
  • Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?

    A: She blew it both times.

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    Jokes about: Insults, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Lewis Black: Difference Between Democrats and Republicans
  • What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows; a Republican sucks.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Blonde & Missed Bus
  • She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Suzanne Whang: Difference Between a Grocery Bag and Michael Jackson
  • What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is made of white plastic and is dangerous to children, and the other one is a grocery bag.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • The Stick
  • 'Did you ever find the guy?'
    'What guy?'
    'The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!'

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Eddie Ifft: Growing Up With Three Sisters
  • I grew up in a house full of women. I had three sisters. And you know women, when they live together, they get on the same cycle, so when they would have their period, it was like there was a nuclear explosion in my house.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Steve Marmel: Pauly Shore vs. Bill Clinton
  • Pauly Shore gets better ass than our president.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Jackass
  • Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?

    A. Show me your license.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... 60 Minutes
  • She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Mirror
  • Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
    A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • JB Smoove: Sound System
  • I did a club one night -- the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Russian Beauties
  • A tourist.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bonus Time
  • A: Your wife will always blow your bonus.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • One-Eyed Blonde
  • The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sexy Donuts
  • Fred, Bob and Mike visit a whorehouse.

    Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k."

    Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k."

    Mike comes out of the third bedroom, ho

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Dumb Brunettes
  • A: Peroxide.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Vince Morris: Dad Was a Bigot
  • My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core -- and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Wanda Sykes: Florida Strip Clubs
  • Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to just a brass pole.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Police & Military

  • M.A.R.I.N.E.
  • A: Muscles are required; intellegence not expected.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Six and Five
  • Q: What has six boobs and five teeth?

    A: The night shift at Waffle House.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Tell Me Everything
  • Tell me everything you know...I have a few seconds to waste.

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    Jokes about: Insults, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Definition of Diplomacy
  • A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Tommy Sledge: Sweating
  • I was sweating like a beach full of albinos.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Higher Learning
  • Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?

    A: A visitor.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Short Blonde Jokes
  • A: So brunettes can remember them.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Get What?
  • That stupid look on your face!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Liverpool Football
  • Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

    A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Insults
  • You have "mint" breath.
    Mint to brush your teeth and forgot!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Dave Attell: Michael Bolton
  • What do you think of that Michael Bolton? What do you think of her -- do you like her?

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Speeding to the Chicago Bear
  • On the first offense, they give you Bears tickets; on the second offense, they make you use them.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Secret of Women
  • Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

    A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Makeup
  • A: She was trying to make up her mind.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Bald Bubble
  • Are you really that bald, or is your neck just blowing a bubble?

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Marsha Warfield: What Is a Bitch?
  • I think a bitch is a kind of woman who would wear a mirror on the back of her skirt so you can see what kind of fool you are when she tells you to kiss her ass.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Face Loan
  • My ass is going on vacation.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Human Race
  • As an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A Blonde & Her Waitress
  • A: "What did you name the other one?"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Insults, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Pig in a Bar
  • A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

    Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

    And the bartender says, 'Excuse me, I was talking to

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sleeping Blonde
  • Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

    A: She forgot to close her eyes.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Californians & Granola Bars
  • A: They both contain nuts and flakes.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sexist Pig Joke
  • So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Richard Lewis: Third Class Mail
  • First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Demetri Martin: How to Be a Bouncer
  • How to be a bouncer: 1) be an a**hole; 2) stand near a door.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Demetri Martin: Employee of the Month
  • I think Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • The Comeback Supremo
  • If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde & License Plates
  • A: She changed her name to JKM345.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Insults, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Rich Vos: Do the World a Favor
  • Do the world a favor and drink a bullet, stupid.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • A Clean Idiot
  • A: Soap on a dope.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Ford Cars vs. Golf Balls
  • A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Skydiver
  • She missed the Earth.

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    Jokes about: Insults, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • W. Kamau Bell: On Condoleezza Rice
  • Condoleezza Rice -- never before has so much evil come together with so much ugly.

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    Jokes about: Insults, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Jonathan Solomon: On George H. W. Bush
  • He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • So many to choose from
  • A: In a catalogue.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Friends of Musicians
  • A: A drummer.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • I.Q.
  • Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Hole Truth
  • Q: Why do men have holes in their penises?

    A: To get oxygen to their brains.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Godfrey: Black History Month
  • Thanks for the shortest month, asses -- and the coldest.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • No Knock Knocks for Blondes
  • A: They always leave to go answer the door.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer and Sperm
  • Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

    A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
  • The bucket.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • The Polish Navy
  • Q: How do you sink a Polish ship?

    A: Put it in water.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Why PMS?
  • Q: Why do they call it PMS?

    A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Shorty
  • You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.

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    Jokes about: Insults, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Four Ghosts of the White House

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The roof is on fire
  • A: A blonde trying to burn it down

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Daniel Tosh: Watching Soccer
  • If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable -- unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde on Blonde
  • A: A wind tunnel.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous

  • Stupid People Euphemisms
  • -- Not the brightest crayon in the box
    -- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
    -- Not the funniest clown in the circus
    -- Not the fastest horse in the race
    -- Not the sharpest tool in the shed
    -- Not the brightest star in the sky
    -- Not the most lik

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Proops: White People in Isolation
  • You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be? Riverdance.

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Cereal Killer
  • A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Safe Sex Lawyers
  • Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

    A: Their personalities.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... Taco Bell
  • She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • A New Set of Golf Clubs
  • Jim: "Great trade!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... "Soul Train"
  • She is so blonde, she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • Tardy Blonde
  • Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

    A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • The State of Lawyers
  • Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?

    A: Because New Jersey got first pick.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Flighty Blonde
  • A: "Must be an earthquake."

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Frank Santorelli: Growing Up Italian
  • I grew up in an Italian family. Kinda strange, my mother taught me how to shave.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • So Blonde... Airport Left
  • She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham & Walter: Not-So-Bright Son
  • I tell you boy, the wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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