I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI... On the Internet you can be anything you want.
It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child. Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate! Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.