All the jokes - internet

  • I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
    I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."

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  • The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...

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  • On the Internet you can be anything you want.
    It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.

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  • I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.

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  • Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
    A: They never want to log off.

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  • Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.


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  • Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
    A: Your bad backlinks.

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  • Girls are like an internet virus:
    they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...

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  • The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!

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  • Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
    A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

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