All the jokes -

Jokes about: Kids

  • Arkansas Scholars
  • Q: What is a Hindu?A: It lays eggs.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • A Perfect Circle
  • A: A Protractor

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Kids, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Gregg Rogell: Cause of Death
  • The number two cause of death among teenagers in America today are guns. You know the number one cause of death? Not having a gun.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Kids, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Bonnie McFarlane: Never Hit a Baby
  • Never hit a baby, even if they start it.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Kids, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Shane Mauss: Baby Self-Defense
  • What I do for self-defense is I carry a baby around with me. I was thinking about it -- what kind of a person, no, what kind of a monster would attack someone that will hit them with a baby?

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Kurt Braunohler: Slept Like a Baby
  • Slept like a baby last night. I woke up every two hours screaming in the dark and then I sh*t my pants and almost died for, like, no reason whatsoever.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Ben Kronberg: Bun in the Oven
  • A bun in the oven is cute, but a baby in the oven is horrifying.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bathtub Anxieties
  • He answers, "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Riding in Cars With Boys
  • Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by. They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by and the first boy says, "I wish i could have that Cadillac. The second boy says, "I wish I could have that Lincoln Navigator behind it. The third boy says, "

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Provenza: Masturbation Class
  • If they taught masturbation when I was in school, I could have been the valedictorian.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • David Feldman: Respect My Daughter
  • You treat my daughter with respect -- you buy her breakfast if she puts out.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Hold the Mayo
  • Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over. To try and keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfriend will say "tomato" if she wants him to go slower and "lettuce" for him to go faster. As they b

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Rotten Reggie
  • "Eddie Murphy! See ya on Tuesday!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • LSD Cocktail
  • A: A trip without the kids!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jumping Rope
  • "Well," says the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Children & Cars
  • Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Boys & Girls
  • A: A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • John Heffron: Old School Child Safety
  • All the windows are rolled up, both parents are smoking as they paint my room with lead-based paint and drop me off at the asbestos elementary school to hang out in.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Marc Maron: Manic-Depressive Dad
  • My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Doctor, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Ode to a Glowworm
  • When the sun shines out of your bum!

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: Childhood Experience
  • My shrink told me I had an out-of-family experience when I was growing up.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Steve Sweeney: Growing Up Catholic
  • I grew up a Catholic, which is good. It gives you something to work out the rest of your life.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous

  • Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education
  • Sad to say -- eight years of nuns, four years of priests, 12 years of therapy -- here I am.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Doctor, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Whitney Cummings: Babies and Dogs
  • I feel like having a baby and having a dog are pretty much the same except for the part where your vagina gets ruined.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Kids, Nationality, News & Politics, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Maria Bamford: Depressed American Kids
  • I was reading in the paper that a lot of kids in the United States are suffering from depression. Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Larry Amoros: Recent Surgery
  • I just got out of the hospital. I had some surgery. I had my mother removed from my back.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Pregnant Wife
  • "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Patton Oswalt: Coloring Easter Eggs
  • Remember when you were growing up and you wanted to color eggs for Easter? Where did you go? There was only one game in town: PAAS. You went to PAAS, or you went to hell. Remember that? That was on the box.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Landry: One Virgin in Catholic School
  • We had 300 girls in my high school; we had one virgin -- one. She was out on the front lawn. She was our Lady of Lost Hope.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad
  • My husband is Jewish. I know -- a Catholic and a Jew, right? Our kids are gonna be cashews.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Lizz Winstead: Catholic Neighborhood
  • I went to Catholic school, everyone in my neighborhood was Catholic -- I literally had no idea that Jews existed. I thought they were characters in the Bible, like Argonauts or hobbits or something.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Eugene Mirman: Adopted
  • They waited until I was 20 to tell me I was adopted. And then last Christmas, they told me they were kidding.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Big Jay Oakerson: Karate at the Jewish Community Center
  • My grandma sent me to karate class at the Jewish community center because it was free. Sensei Master Rabbi Rabinowitz -- that guy was the Hebrew nightmare.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Charlie Viracola: Believed in Santa
  • Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • A Wrinkle in Time
  • "Well," the little girl said, looking at his wrinkles and thinning hair. "He sure is doing a better job nowadays!"

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Theo Von: Real Christian Home
  • We grew up in a real Christian home. If we jerked off, my dad made us bury it in the yard.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Blair Butler: Little Children
  • I love little children, but they are like pinatas full of urine.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Baby Drink
  • A: Stick it in the blender.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Fishsticks are for Lovahs
  • And the kid replies, “Well, you have a little tarter sauce on your mouth.”

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • It's awful scary in these woods, mister!
  • "You're telling me, I have to walk out of them by myself!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo?
  • Bait!

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
  • Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it:  FOR THESICK.'

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Twisted Baby Joke
  • What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall?
    Ripping them off.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Werewolf
  • "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Having to Take a Whisper
  • The father said, 'OK. Here, whisper in my ear.'

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Mommy, Mommy!
  • "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
    "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."

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    Jokes about: Insults, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Cruel Joke
  • A: Cancer.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jimmy Learns a New Word
  • His father said, 'Everything outside this circle.'

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    Jokes about: Insults, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham & Walter: Not-So-Bright Son
  • I tell you boy, the wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • The Cookies Crumbled
  • A beat-up girl scout.

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    Jokes about: Kids, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Christopher Titus: Newborn
  • I know pushing out babies is hard. But on September 11, I panicked and tried to push one back.

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    Jokes about: Kids

  • Oh, Goodness
  • A: He saw the salad dressing.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Ted Alexandro: Art Teachers
  • I always loved art teachers because they were so bizarre. They were like the homeless people of the faculty -- all disheveled, wearing smocks, covered in paint, always digging through the garbage, looking for bottles and egg cartons and things.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Tig: Finished School Early
  • I was one of those kids that finished school early by dropping out.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Useless Tickets
  • A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in.

    A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why do you want another one?"

    The kid replies, "Because that man over there ripped the

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • The Call of Nature
  • One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: “Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?” Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. But, within a minute,

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Blossom & Porky
  • The little girl answered, "Because he f**ks pigs."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Only a Head
  • A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink.

    The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. Af

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • There was a little girl named Fufu ...
  • He said, "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Rich Vos: Daughters in a Divorce
  • I got two daughters, and I was divorced when they were young. They were, like, four and two, and they took it tough because I told them it was their fault.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Margaret Smith: Adoption
  • I became a mom myself for the first time. I actually adopted a baby. I wanted a highway, but it was a lot of red tape.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Marder: Growing Up
  • I was growing up as a kid, which is the best time to grow up.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Lego my Legolas
  • A: Elf-elf-a

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    Jokes about: Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Stephen Lynch: A Song for a Special Friend
  • I ran track, hung out in malls / Fred ran head first into walls. / I had girls and lots of clothes / Fred had names for all his toes.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • A Joke of Genius
  • A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Birdman
  • Mother: "We need the eggs."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Eddie Sarfaty: Confused in High School
  • I had this girlfriend in high school, and we had sex, and at first I thought that was kind of hot... but I knew there was something wrong. I was kind of confused, so I went to see my guidance counselor, and the sex with him was so much better.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Teaching a Buncha Hooligans
  • "From what I just saw, my school days are over!"

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    Jokes about: Kids, News & Politics, Police & Military, School, Miscellaneous

  • Jim David: Capital Punishment
  • I believe in capital punishment, and since I was a former teacher, I believe in starting it at the eighth grade level.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Zookeeper and Three Boys
  • The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Soda Pop
  • The third girl says, "Exactly."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
  • "Oh," replies the little girl. "I thought it was because she closes her eyes when you lay her across your desk."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Brian Kiley: Pregnant Wife
  • When she was pregnant, she would get these cravings in the middle of the night. She would get these cravings for other men.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Thea Vidale: Love My Children
  • I love my children as much as anybody in here. I let them watch TV and stuff -- when I let them out of the shed.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Kangaroo Sleepovers
  • A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."

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    Jokes about: Kids

  • Chris Hardwick: Respect for Latinos
  • I have the greatest respect for your culture; I think you guys do it properly. You have your three or four kids and then you slow down so you can enjoy your late teens.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Tom Cotter: Late-Term Abortion
  • I believe in late-term abortion, like all the way up to 5th grade, because some kids suck.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A little boy wrote to Santa ...
  • One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
    Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • West Virginia Custody Battle
  • An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children.

    The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them.

    The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the s

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    Jokes about: Kids, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • The Michael Jackson Doll
  • Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

    A: You wind it up and it plays with your kids.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • First Day of School
  • A: Bison

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Lawyer, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Parachutes for two
  • "Do we have time?"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Marsupial Moms
  • Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?

    A: Because the kids have to play inside.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Tom Rhodes: Arguing Parents
  • My parents are divorced. It was ugly. My parents argued all the time before they got divorced. Came home -- my parents started wearing their wedding rings on their middle fingers.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Jamie Kaler: Learned in My Car
  • I learned in my car that I could not have children. It was the day that I locked my keys in my car with the engine running.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Nardizzi: The Four Kids and a Wife
  • I got the four kids and a wife, which is five more than I wanted.

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    Jokes about: Kids, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Dan St. Germain: Child Actors
  • I really think that the lives of child actors are way more depressing than child soldiers.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Kite Tails and Rejection
  • The father then tells the son, 'Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having 'fun', I asked her for more tail and she told me to go fly a kite.'

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Musical Chairs
  • A: "Here comes another a**hole."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Thumb Sucking
  • A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek.

    "Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for sucki

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • After-School Snack
  • A: His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Jasper Reed: Tooth Fairy Visit
  • When I was five years old, I lost my two front teeths, and I put them under my pillow for the tooth fairy. And the next morning when I woke up, to my surprise, under my pillow, I found a joint.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Confused Boy
  • A: His daddy was really a mummy.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Dana Gould: A Bit About Me
  • I grew up in a town called Hopedale, Massachusetts. I was born there in 1964, and the only thing I hate outside of myself is everything else.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Al Jackson: Splitting Up Toy Soldiers
  • My cousins were all bigger than me, so they would take the army guys in the cool positions. So, the only dude I had left was the dude on the phone. So really, my army just looked like 10 gay guys waiting on their lattes at Starbucks.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Margaret Smith: Taking Parents to the Airport
  • I actually just brought them back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Tom Cotter: Birthday Surprise
  • When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Eugene Mirman: In Special Education
  • They put me in Special Ed because they thought I was slow, but I stayed in Special Ed for the ladies.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Peeing in the Pool
  • 'Not from the diving board!' shouted the lifeguard.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Subway Series School
  • Rosie chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Eugene Mirman: Kids Say the Darnedest Things
  • A lot of people think kids say the darnedest things, but so would you if you had no education.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Two Dogs Humping
  • The son says, "It figures -- every time you try to help someone out, you always get screwed."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Little Girl on a Swing
  • Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

    A: She had no arms.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Natasha Leggero: Having a Baby
  • Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Need a Push?
  • A: She had no arms.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Clean Joke, Dirty Joke
  • He took a bath.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Stilson: Giving Birth
  • I could never, ever raise a child to whom I gave birth because a newborn is about the size of a basketball. And if I had to expel a basketball from my body via a very restricted passageway, I would never want to see that basketball again -- not even on we

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Fish Brains
  • A: "Dam."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Shine On You Crazy Fratboy!
  • One but he has to get it drunk first.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • This Joke Is Toast
  • A: Jammies.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Loni Love: Bring Your Kids to Work Day
  • Bring Your Kids to Work Day -- who the hell thought of this? People go to work to leave their damn kids.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Time Flies
  • A: He wanted to see time fly.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers on the Beach
  • Cats keep covering them over with sand.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Christopher Titus: Benadryl
  • Benadryl -- the seven-dollar babysitter.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Mommy, Mommy! 2
  • "Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Royale Watkins: Do You Like Kids?
  • If a young girl asks you if you like kids, she is curious. Older woman asks you if you like kids, you know what that really means? She has some kids!

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    Jokes about: Kids, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Byron Yee: One of Three Minorities
  • Where I grew up in Oklahoma City, I was one of only three minorities. There was me, a black guy and a smart guy.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Kids

  • Boys Know Their Fathers
  • The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Becky Pedigo: Dreams Come True
  • Never give up, because your dreams can come true. Take me, for example: when I was a kid, I really wanted to be invisible. So then, I grew up, and I moved to L.A.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Voices! Voices! Shut up!
  • Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, 'Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!'

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Jumper
  • A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Zip, Dick and Pea
  • There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, one named Dick, and one named Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pee jumps around outside.

    The teacher returns and

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: Mother
  • She was like a bowling alley with lipstick.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Brian Kiley: Old Fashioned Names
  • We picked out kinda old fashioned names for our kids. Our little boy is Hunter, and our little girl is Gatherer.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Ryan Stout: Beijing Fire
  • Beijing, China schoolhouse burned down. Did you see that? Killed 25 kids -- awful. And the worst part is, they all got out of the building OK, but they just ran around it and then darted back inside. I mean, what kind of drills are they teaching these kid

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    Jokes about: Kids

  • Chris Hardwick: Grade School
  • When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp -- everything that made vaginas go away.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Stoopid Baby Names
  • The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Cathy Ladman: Barbie vs. Tammy
  • Barbie had all of these great accessories. She came with a Dream House. Tammy came with a straight razor with band-aids to cover the cuts on her legs -- what a loser.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous

  • Tony Camin: Kindergarten Rules
  • I got hit with a ruler first day of kindergarten -- for smoking pot. Because if you bring it, you need to bring enough for everybody.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Catching Rabbits
  • A: Tame way.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Little Johnny, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Sex Ed
  • “Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne.”

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Finesse Mitchell: The Younger the Mama
  • My mom had me when she was 15, so I know the younger the mama, the more jacked up your name will be.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car, Work

  • Andrew Kennedy: Growing Up in Hong Kong
  • We were kids living in Hong Kong. How cool is that? Think about that for a second -- everything you were playing with was made here, right here. They have it in stock.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Some Plants
  • "I can," shouted a blonde. "Collieflower!"

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Talking in Numbers
  • A: Because seven ate nine.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • What do you call an elephant...
  • A: Stuck

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
  • A pouch potato.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Inky Pig
  • Because it came out of the pen.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Math Sucks
  • A: Because it has a lot of problems.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Technology-Enabled Amoebas

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous

  • Confused Child in Wedding Party
  • When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the ring bear."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • What did the Hispanic fireman...
  • A: Jose.

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