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  • Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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  • Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
    A: Mice Krispies.
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  • Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
    Little Annie is now silent for a while.
    "You understand it now?" Mum asks.
    "Yes," replies her daughter.
    "Do you still have any questions?"
    "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
    "In exactly the same way as with babies."
    "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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  • Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
    A: A meowntain.
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  • Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
    A: For kitty littering.
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  • Now I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray this cushy life to keep.
    I pray for toys that look like mice,
    And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
    I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
    And someone nice to scratch my back,
    For windowsills all warm and bright,
    For shadows to explore at night.
    I pray I'll always stay real cool
    And keep the secret feline rule
    To never tell a human that
    The world is really ruled by cats!
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  • You have got to be kitten me!
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  • This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
    She's not wearing any clothes.
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  • Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
    A: Bad Blood.
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  • Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
    A: Kitty-hawk
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