Best Kitty funny jokes

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  • Two kittens on a sloped roof.
    Wchich one slides off first?
    The one with the lowest mew.
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  • Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
    A: A poleca.
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  • Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
    A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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  • If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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  • What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
    An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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    cat
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