All the jokes -

Jokes about: Men/Women

  • Chucky at the Movies
  • "I thought so", said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bow-Legged Cowgirls
  • Q: Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?

    A: Their boyfriends eat with their hats on.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Ba Ba Black Sheep
  • "Baaaaa..."

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • How to Circumcise a Redneck
  • Kick his sister in the chin!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Blue Collar, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
  • The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Arkansas Fertility
  • Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

    A: Sooner or later, they find a potent cousin.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Obviously, She Never Flossed
  • "How could you possible have teeth down there?" he says, "Look at the shape your gums are in."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Blue Collar, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Two brunettes and a blonde...
  • And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • My First Sexual Experience
  • And Trevor replies, “Oh, you and your stupid radio.”

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Busy Redneck
  • Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one arm and a sheep under the other?

    A: Bisexual.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Married Tennessee Football Player
  • Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

    A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Inseminating Redneck Girls
  • Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Redneck Divorce
  • A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Traveling Salesman in West Virginia
  • "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Ark-N-Saw
  • A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
    When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • City Girls and Country Boys
  • “Well, lets get these STUPID things off of our dicks!”

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Safe Sex for Rednecks
  • A. They mark the sheep that kick!

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Food for the Hungry
  • "Guess what?" the first guy says, "while you screwed that old hag we found two ears of cream corn!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
  • Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped.
    "To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white,

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Mole Removal
  • Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?

    He swore off sex with them creatures forever.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bubba
  • The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Monks Made a Mistake
  • "Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Cross the Road, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Cross the Road... Blind Blonde
  • Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?

    A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Clearly Cheating
  • At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dark Humor, Insults, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Revenge of the Blondes
  • Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lies in a ditch?

    A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Andy Kindler: Two Choices in Life
  • Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Dishwasher Starter
  • A: Kick him in the ass.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Ross: Recent Death
  • In honor of the recent death of coach Joe Paterno, I think we should all take 12 years of silence.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Two Black Eyes for a Favor
  • A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened.

    The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around a

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Dead Again
  • As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • River Deep
  • The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • After 69
  • A: Mouthwash.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Only Difference
  • A: You can go to sleep with the light on.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
  • Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.

    The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Man With One Brain
  • He had a dick and a brain!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Basketball Chicken
  • A: He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous

  • The Rich Hooker
  • A hooker brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs.

    "You see this condo? I bought it by giving good hand jobs."

    Her client tells her to give him a hand job. Afterwards, he is impress

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Good Girl...Bad Girl
  • What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

    A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
    A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Banister
  • She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Another Bull Name
  • A: Beef Strokinoff.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Giraldo: Fantasy Life
  • I used to think about Cindy Crawford; now, I think about leaving dishes in the sink overnight without a war breaking out.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bonnie McFarlane: Never Be a Lesbian
  • I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pickled Bread
  • A: Dill dough.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Answer
  • A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • 7-11
  • Q: Why did the d**k go to 7-11?
    A: To get a Slurpee.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
  • The Aggie says, “Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?”

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Parallel Parking for Blondes
  • A: Because guys keep telling them that 1 inch is really 6 inches.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Murder Mystery Porn
  • In the end, everybody did it!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bathtub Anxieties
  • He answers, "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Drew Fraser: Like a Race
  • Sex with me is like a race: we both start at the same time; whoever gets to the promised land first is the winner.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Mo Mandel: Problem With Prostitution
  • I have a problem with prostitution -- financially.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: After Intercourse
  • She said that after we had intercourse, I gave her an anti-climax.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Baywatch
  • A: Silicon Valley.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Riding in Cars With Boys
  • Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by. They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by and the first boy says, "I wish i could have that Cadillac. The second boy says, "I wish I could have that Lincoln Navigator behind it. The third boy says, "

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, School, Miscellaneous

  • College Dorm Rules
  • On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Dirty

  • Complicated Breasts
  • I was walking with my friend who gets harassed a lot, because she has these huge tits. She has the kind of tits that men need time with, like they have questions. They need help processing them.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Early Morning Rings
  • "I have some good news and some bad news," said the doctor. "The good news is the red ring is lipstick and the bad news is the brown ring is Skoal."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • $10 Complaint
  • When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Robert Hawkins: Learned a Lot in the Army
  • I learned a lot in the army. I learned how to masturbate quiet.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Phil Palisoul: Pulled Groin
  • Pulled my groin the other day -- for about 20 minutes.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Christmas Bonus
  • Secretary: My lawyer.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Oldest Couple Ever
  • An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.
    "You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer.
    "You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her.
    "You used to nibble on my ear."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Richard Jeni: Of Course Men Love Condoms
  • I wish I had a condom on right now at the bar. If only I had a piece of disgusting, greasy rubber just strangling the base of my tallywacker with enough force to cause my eyes to fly out on springs, like someone from a Warner Brothers cartoon, and ripping

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Rodeo...
  • What is a Rodeofuck? You start by screwing your wife doggie-style, then you put your hands on her shoulders then whisper in her ear that her sister is a better lay than her. Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Confucious Say... Peanut Butter
  • Confucious say: 'Man with d**k in peanut butter jar is f**king nuts.'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • A Limerick About a Man From Peru
  • And woke with a handful of goo.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Food, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Pregnant Dairy Queen
  • A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • DeRay: Grabbed in the Club
  • How many women are tired of getting grabbed in the club? Well, turn around when we call your ass then.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Room 88
  • His dad turns deathly pale and cries, "Uh, oh. That was you?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Good Blow Jobs
  • A: Word of mouth.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Love & Basketball
  • In basketball you dribble before you shoot!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes & Computers
  • A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Provenza: Masturbation Class
  • If they taught masturbation when I was in school, I could have been the valedictorian.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Kristen Schaal: Many Languages
  • As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Judy Gold: Performing for Bill Clinton
  • I performed at a Democratic fundraiser in Miami Beach about two and a half years ago, and I performed for Bill Clinton. I did stand-up comedy for him as well.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • David Feldman: Respect My Daughter
  • You treat my daughter with respect -- you buy her breakfast if she puts out.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Moosehead Beer
  • A. By the antler marks on his thighs!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Hold the Mayo
  • Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over. To try and keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfriend will say "tomato" if she wants him to go slower and "lettuce" for him to go faster. As they b

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Positions
  • "Oh, crap! Puppies."

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Redneck Girl
  • How do you know when you have a true redneck girl?
    When she can chew tabacco and give you a blow job at the same time, and knows which one to spit and which one to swallow.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Fatty McVirgin
  • A: A fat person is trying to diet, and a virgin is dying to try it.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Geek Booty Call... Math
  • How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The Golfer and the Buttercups
  • "Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Rich Lady and her Butler
  • A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room.
    The rich lady approaches the butler and requests that he re

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pinocchio
  • Pinocchio said, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pickles & Deer
  • A: A dildo.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Ice Cream
  • A smartass!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Man Catches Crocodile
  • So the crocodile bit his legs off.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Rotten Reggie
  • "Eddie Murphy! See ya on Tuesday!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • College Pride
  • A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor. “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Nuts & Bolts
  • A: "Screw me."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A Chewy Riddle
  • A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous

  • Medieval Booty Call... Bastard
  • How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • 6.9
  • A: A really great thing ruined by a period.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Mmmmmmmmmm...
  • They're both substitutes for meat.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Robot Booty Call... Machinery
  • I am a sex machine. No, I mean that literally.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Pokemon for Adults
  • A: Pikascrew.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Exotic Male Dancer Cash
  • The third friend pulls out her ATM card, swipes it down his crack, grabs the $60 and goes home.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • James Johann: Like a Math Problem
  • Sex is like a math problem to me: I work real hard on it for a few minutes, and in the end, I get it all wrong, always leave a remainder.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • LSD Cocktail
  • A: A trip without the kids!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jumping Rope
  • "Well," says the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Elephant Encounter
  • A: Apologize and wipe it off.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Helen Keller Discovers Masturbation
  • A: She tried to read her own lips.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • San Fran Blondes
  • Because their balls hang out!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Ashes to Ashes
  • Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Height of Noise
  • Q: What is the height of noise?

    A: Two skeletons f**king on a tin roof.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jonathan Katz: No Experience
  • I was a late bloomer with women. Before I met my wife, I had virtually no experience. I remember on our wedding night, I tried to inflate her.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Green and Jumpy
  • A prostitoad.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Helen Keller Masturbating
  • A: So she could moan with the other hand.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Blonde Feels Golf Balls
  • She says, "Is that like tennis elbow?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Joining the Colony
  • Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony?

    The first day was his hardest.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Confucious Say...Baseball
  • Confucious say, 'Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Pit Bull with Herpes
  • A: The guy who gave it to him.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women

  • Porcupine Love
  • A: "Ouch."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Moby Dick
  • Papa Boner.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Professor of Logic
  • "Well, then," proclaims the man, "you must be gay!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Newlywed Game
  • He says, "Yeah....7lbs, 21inches."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Fortune 500
  • A: A whoroscope.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • David Feldman: Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal
  • I would like to be able to watch the evening news with my family and not have to explain what oral sex means to my wife.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Give the Dog a Bone
  • A: Tickle his balls.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • No Backseat Blonde
  • A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

    "No!" yells the blonde.

    Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

    "For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Fr

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Duck at the Pharmacy
  • The duck replies, "What kind of duck do you think I am?"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Rocky Mountain Oysters
  • The bull must have drug him a mile!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • 72
  • A: 69 with three people watching.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • Legal Jargon!
  • Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
    A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Of Mice and Men
  • What do mice and men have in common?
    They both run around hunting for holes!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Flying Condom
  • A: It was pissed off.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Sandpaper Sally
  • Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Difference Between Like and Love
  • A. When a person likes you they spit and when a person loves you they swallow.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Rosebud
  • 'No. If you can show off them rosebuds then I can show off my hanging baskets.'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Children & Cars
  • Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lesbian Hardwood
  • Q: Where do lesbians find hard wood during sex?

    A: On the floor, beneath the carpet.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Chaste Nudist
  • The doctor replies, "Someone in that colony must be cockeyed."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers in Lust
  • "But out of what?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Lawyer, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer-Client Relations
  • Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

    A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Body Part Preference
  • A: Some guys are butt guys, some guys are boob guys, and some guys prefer looking at the tops of heads.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Gum
  • For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bra & Hat
  • A: "You go on ahead while I give these two a lift."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Marder: Hump Day
  • Why is Wednesday called hump day when most people get laid on the weekends?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • In the Navy
  • Q: In the Navy, how do they separate the men from the boys?

    A: With a crowbar.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • New Favorite Number
  • A: You do me and I owe you!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • First Impressions are Everything
  • A: Nothing. They have never met.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Big Jay Oakerson: Asian Girlfriend
  • I love Asian women. I had an Asian girlfriend once -- for an hour. It cost me $150 bucks.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • D**k & Balls
  • A: "You guys hang around here while I go inside."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pillsbury Doughboy
  • A: Doughnuts.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • One day Adam and Eve notice God...
  • "Ah, right. Multiple orgasms."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Russ Meneve: Performance Drugs
  • I took some drugs a couple days ago. My buddies wanted to play football, and I knew my throwing arm was going to be way off, so I took that Levitra -- you know, that drug that helps that guy throw the football through the tire in the commercial? Yeah, lon

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bird of Peace, Bird of Love
  • A: The swallow.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Chairman of the Board
  • Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

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  • Nudist BMOC
  • Q. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony?
    A. The girl who can eat the last donut.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Confucius Say...Sausage
  • Confucious say, "Man who stuffs his own sausage pounds his own meat."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Leper and Prostitute
  • A: Keep the tip.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Garden of Eden
  • Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross, Travel & Car

  • Doug Benson: Ever Been Driving Along...
  • Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with hersel

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • 77
  • Q: Why is 77 better than 69?

    A: You get eight more.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Beyond Impotent
  • She replies, "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jingle Blondes
  • "Ho. Ho. Ho."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper
  • A prostitute on the street was approached by a young man. He asked her how much. She replied $100 for a blow job, $150 for sex, and $250 for a Monica. Knowing what the first two were he was curious about the third so he asked her what a Monica was. Sh

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  • Incest Farm
  • An aunt-eater.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Balls & Old Ladies
  • A: Bingo.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Five Pounds of Fat
  • Stick a nipple on it.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • The 12 Days of Christmas
  • Cordially, Law Offices of Badger, Bender andChole

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Perverted Parrot
  • Q: What does a perverted parrot say?

    A: Polly want a rim job.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pickpockets and Gynecologists
  • A pickpocket snatches watches and a gynecologist watches snatches.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Confucious Say... Park A-OK
  • Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The Golfer
  • 'Well,' one of the employees questioned, 'What happens if she is laying on her back?' George replies, 'Then I am 10 minutes late.'

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • George of the Jungle
  • "What did you do that?" she exclaimed.
    He replied, "Gotta check for squirrels."

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  • Picture perfect
  • The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Love and Herpes?
  • A: Herpes lasts forever.

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  • Male Lie Detector
  • His lips are moving.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Chatting Penises
  • The third penis said, "I hate my master; he puts me in a rubber suit and pushes me in and out of a dark cave till I puke.'

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pervert Crossing the Road
  • A: His d**k was stuck in the chicken.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Counting
  • A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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  • Jeff Dunham: Love the Nightlife
  • Achmed: Next time you should get a partner.

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  • 80 Pounder
  • Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?People say he was half-nuts!

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  • Geriatric Halloween
  • 'Yes,' said the old man. 'If you can go out as a sour-puss, I can go out as a dictator."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • At the Pharmacy
  • Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Boys & Girls
  • A: A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

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  • Quickie
  • A: A yankee.

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  • Parsley
  • You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Morning After the Orgy
  • Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth?

    A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.

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  • Jungle Gaiety
  • A head hunter!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Has a Head
  • MONEY.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Faking It
  • A: When a Rottweiler is humping your leg.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pregnant Nun
  • Q. Dress her up as an altar boy!

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  • The Midget
  • He got a twat in the face.

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  • Garden Hose
  • A: Darling.

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  • Sad Rooster
  • A: He only got laid once, and it was by his mother.

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  • Mitch Fatel: I Love My Penis
  • I love having a penis. Having a penis is kinda like having a friend that always wants to play.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Kjell Bjorgen: Brotherly E.S.P.
  • One time I had ESP with my brother... It was a Friday night, and unbeknownst to me, my brother went out and got really drunk, just hammered. And that same night, I had sex with a really ugly chick.

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  • Runny Noodle
  • Ian replied, "Pepper."

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  • Nick DiPaolo: Nine-Inch Black Dildo
  • I thought she stole a peppermill from a steak house.

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  • Corduroy Condom
  • A: A groovy kind of love.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Food, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Donkey-Onion Hybrid
  • A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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  • Brian Posehn: Punishment
  • On a night like this, I like to punish my schlong like I caught it breaking into my house.

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  • Condom Recycling
  • A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.

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  • Elephant & Prostitute
  • A: A two-ton pick-up.

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  • A Hole in the Head
  • A: So he can get oxygen to his brain.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Bob Oschack: Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity
  • I tried to stop the first day or two of our marriage, and I promise you, my nuts ballooned quicker than Oprah in a Krispy Kreme.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Childless Psychics
  • A: Their husbands have crystal balls.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Dirty Knees
  • A: The head nurse.

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  • Airplane Fashion
  • He replied, "No, I was admiring the landing field."

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  • Art Gallery Nudes
  • He replies, "Autumn."

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  • Perfect Fit
  • Did you hear about the guy with five penises?

    His pants fit like a glove.

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  • Arctic Hooker
  • A: A frostitute.

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  • Lesbian License
  • A: A liquor license.

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  • Man in the Mirror
  • His legs fell off.

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  • A.J. Jamal: Big Butt
  • I like a big butt, though. I like a butt so big you can sit a clock radio and a drink on it.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Computer + Prostitute
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?

    A: A f**king know-it-all.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous

  • The Cost of Pleasure
  • Cover charge: $15

    Round of drinks: $23

    Table dance: $30

    A round of shots: $34

    Private dance in your hotel room: $300

    Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.

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  • Horny Old Ladies
  • Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

    One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Counting Condoms
  • Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

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  • Major Crackage
  • A: She was arrested for carrying 300 pounds of crack in her pants.

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  • Ray Lipowski: Not Responsible
  • Ladies, we are not responsible for the size of our manhood; we got what God gave us. But every woman is responsible for the size of her vagina.

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  • Guys & Dolls
  • The next morning, one guy tells the other, "I think my girl was a witch! When I bit her on the tit, she hissed and flew away."

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  • Healthy Virgin
  • A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Orgasm-isms
  • "Those are sperm cells."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Condom Dog
  • The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow them, and now he s**ts in little plastic baggies!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, God, Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: Amish Friends
  • I had trouble with the last relationship. I got scared a little bit and had two Amish people come over who were friends of mine. They had an erection raising.

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  • Jack Coen: Not the Same for Bill Clinton
  • When I was younger, if a girlfriend was bothering a president, the CIA killed her.

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  • Pigskin Pro
  • An illegal procedure.

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  • Hand-Me-Downs
  • A: "Your jeans fit like a glove."

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  • 350 Pounder
  • A: Broke.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Two Things In The Air
  • Her feet!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
  • What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
    They both hope to be human someday.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Crazy Little Critters
  • A: On crutches.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Sex with Leprosy
  • Keep the tip.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Fridge
  • The doctor decided he had better talk to both George and his wife, so he calls Bertha into the room and begins to explain, "George says God turns the light on and off for him when he goes to the bathroom. Is it true that --" "DAMMIT, George!" Bertha burst

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
  • An itchy, twitchy twat!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • What happens when lawyers take Viagra...
  • A: They grow taller.

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  • Green and Yellow
  • Gonorrhea.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Adam Ferrara: A Million Sperm
  • Do you realize we have a million sperm cells in our body and only one brain to govern them? And when they start to organize, there is civil unrest in the genitalia. I have the Million Man March in my underwear right now!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Doctor

  • Sex Therapy - Florida Style

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Ty Barnett: Herpes Medication Message
  • I saw the commercial for herpes medication. First of all, I know commercials are getting ridiculous, but the thing that tripped me out about this commercial was not how they made it look like your life get a whole lot better after herpes -- you can rock c

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  • Richard Lewis: Ventriloquism
  • I purposefully studied ventriloquism so I can throw my orgasm -- which was sort of a sad moment in my life.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Dave Mordal: Workaholism
  • Workaholism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Doctor, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... Blood Test
  • She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Richard Lewis: Intimate Health
  • I get intimacy booster shots once a week at my doctor.

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  • Richard Lewis: Only Child Ex-Girlfriend
  • She was wacko. She was an only child, but she still had a sibling rivalry.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bird It Through the Grapevine
  • He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • What do puppies and gynecologists...
  • A: Wet noses.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Doctor, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Whitney Cummings: Babies and Dogs
  • I feel like having a baby and having a dog are pretty much the same except for the part where your vagina gets ruined.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Nurse
  • A: To draw blood.

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  • Monster Valentine
  • Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Little Voice
  • "Try coming home at 3 in the morning."

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  • Richard Lewis: Community Service
  • If I have an orgasm, I feel that I have to give six weeks of community service to various charities.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Divorce & Circumcision
  • A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.

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  • Wayne Federman: Jazz History
  • Jazz: it began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease across the United States.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Iron Phone
  • She replied, "They called back."

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  • Al Clethen Jr.: Safe Sex
  • Sex is so weird now. Remember the old days when all you needed for safe sex was a padded headboard?

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  • Viagra + Eyedrops = ?
  • Because he wanted to look hard!

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  • Sneezy
  • "Snorting pepper."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • When You Pull That Out
  • The man replies, "When you pull that thing out it better have some numbers on it!"

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Shooting
  • That night she went to the emergency room with a shot in the knee.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Quick Visit to the Dentist
  • The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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  • Transplant
  • His hand rejected it.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Upgrade for E.D.
  • Q: Did you hear about the new computer upgrade for erectile dysfunction?

    A: It turns your 3.5" floppy into a hard drive.

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  • What P.M.S. Stands For
  • Pass My ShotgunPsychotic Mood ShiftPerpetual Munching SpreePuffy Mid-SectionPeople Make Me SickProvide Me with SweetsPardon My SobbingPimples May SurfacePass My SweatpantsPissy Mood SyndromePlainly, Men SuckPack My Stuff

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  • Victorian Ladies
  • One to replace the bulb and ninety-nine to contract consumption and die beautiful, poetic deaths.

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  • Scooby Doo
  • One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says 'Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies'. The

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  • Jessi Klein: Before Marriage
  • I would like to get married before I get herpes.

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  • Steady Hands
  • A guy suffers from extreme abdominal pain and sees a doctor.

    The doctor says that medicated rectal inserts should rectify the problem. After performing the initial insertion, the doctor explains that the second should be inserted before bed.

    That ni

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  • Jeff Dunham: How Women Age
  • Jeff Dunham: Walter, your wife is a lovely woman.Walter: She?s getting old.Jeff Dunham: Well, you know, they say that women age like fine wine.Walter: She?s aging like milk.

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  • Under the Apron
  • Q: What does the baker have under his apron?

    A: Dough nuts.

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  • Tofu & Dildos
  • A: They are both meat substitutes.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Food, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Meets Cheerios
  • A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"

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  • Blonde in a Library
  • The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"

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    Jokes about: Food, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Daniel Tosh: Who Sinned First
  • If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?

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  • Dwayne Perkins: Not Going Dutch
  • The bill is clearly on my side of the table. It was as far as it could be on my side of the table without falling over. It was like she was playing table football, and she won.

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  • Blonde Waitress Warmer
  • The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."

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  • Natasha Leggero: Sex With a Prostitute
  • Bragging to me you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got some chips from a vending machine.

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    Jokes about: Food, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Oppressive Potato
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

    A: A dic-tater.

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  • Sebastian Maniscalco: Sushi Dinner Date
  • Chicken, salad, steak -- I know what that goes for. A dynamite roll -- I have no idea what the hell that is.

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    Jokes about: Food, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: Being Overeager with Frozen Drinks and Marriage
  • Walter: Marriage to me is like drinking a frozen drink. The first couple of sips is like ?Boy, this is really good, I?m glad I did this?. And you keep drinking and then you have too much and all of a sudden you?re like ?Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh my head! The hel

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    Jokes about: Food, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • JB Smoove: Bad Chicken
  • You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Food, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde & Pizza
  • She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Frosty the Snowman
  • A: He heard the snowblower coming.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Food, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Bob Nickman: Sizzler Cheater
  • Caught my last girlfriend cheating on me. She was at a Sizzler, laying in the all-you-can-eat salad bar.

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Spell L-O-V-E
  • Then the man says, 'Spell Hemorrhoid.'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Landry: One Virgin in Catholic School
  • We had 300 girls in my high school; we had one virgin -- one. She was out on the front lawn. She was our Lady of Lost Hope.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Food, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Rene Hicks: Celibates and Vegetarians
  • We do have something in common in that tonight neither one of us will be having meat.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Judah Friedlander: Broke Up With My Boyfriend
  • I broke up today with my boyfriend. Well, neither of us were gay. We were just doing it to upset our parents -- and the Christian Right.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jon Dore: Two Simple Rules
  • I have two simple rules that guide me through this world. Number one: I follow the good word of the Lord Jesus Christ. Number two: I bang as many f**king bitches as I can.

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Exorcist
  • "As soon as gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Vow of Celebracy
  • The Pope sobs, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Slippery Slope
  • She yells out in pain, "Oh Christ! Oh God, I said Christ! Oh s**t, I said God! Oh, f**k, I said s**t! Oh, who wants to be a f**king nun anyway?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, God, Men/Women, Nationality, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Walks into a Bar

  • Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang
  • The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad
  • My husband is Jewish. I know -- a Catholic and a Jew, right? Our kids are gonna be cashews.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Why Man Before Woman
  • Q: Why did God create man before woman?

    A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Debbie Shea: New Easter Celebration
  • My new favorite holiday is Easter because I celebrated a little differently this year. I had an egg hunt -- in my womb. It was great. A lot of people came.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
  • And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!"

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Make-a-Wish Foundation
  • So God sent him Mother Theresa.

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    Jokes about: God, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: WWJD in a Spousal Argument
  • Walter: Well, my mother always told me ?When you?re in a jam and don?t know what to do, you should think: what would Jesus do???So I tried to turn her into a fish. I stood there going ?Be gone, Satan! Hello, Shamu?. Well, at least Shamu only has one blowh

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The FortyNunners
  • "Go to Hell, there are NO Catholics there."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sex Before Communion
  • He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
  • The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Provenza: Catholic View on Sex
  • The Catholics have an interesting view of sex. Sex is disgusting, amoral and filthy, and you should save it for one you love.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Priests and Christmas Trees
  • Q: What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

    A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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    Jokes about: God, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • J.J. Wall: Sexy Multiple Wife Thing
  • When I was younger, I actually thought the Mormons were kind of a cool religion because of that multiple wife thing. I thought it was pretty sexy, multiple wives, and then I got married, and I realized that one wife is certainly enough for any man.

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    Jokes about: God, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Women in Heaven
  • Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?

    A: If they all went, it would be hell.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, God, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • What a Coincidence
  • A: "Is this a joke?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sinful Conception
  • F**k her.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Upholding the Cloth
  • And the prostitute said, "Yes, I know, Father. I felt it while we were dancing."

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • A Clitoris, an Anniversary and a Toilet
  • A: Men usually miss them.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Flying Condom
  • A: It got pissed off.

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Confession
  • "Yes, and two very good leads!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Doug Stanhope: Necrophiliacs
  • I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Well-Endowed Queen
  • A pain in the ass!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Weiner Eater
  • A zipper!

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    Jokes about: God, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Men are Simple
  • She wanted to start with something simple.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Maxi Pad to the Fart
  • Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

    A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Well Endowed and On the Prowl
  • "Moo."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Science Fiction Porn Titles
  • Planet Of The Babes

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Showers Instead of Baths
  • A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • It's awful scary in these woods, mister!
  • "You're telling me, I have to walk out of them by myself!"

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Pantyhose
  • Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?

    A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Why Men Snore
  • Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?

    A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Sheng Wang: Central Park Carriage Rides
  • Few things make your park experience more romantic than returning to a simpler time when people were totally cool with the smell of horsesh*t wafting by.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Shaking Things Up
  • "How do you turn them off?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The worse thing after an orgy
  • Waking up in the morning after after an orgy with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • What, No Golden Goose?
  • A man comes home late one night, drunk.
    "Where have you been?" asks his wife.
    "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!" This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
    "Do you

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Smallest Hotel
  • A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo?
  • Bait!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, News & Politics, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Goverment Wrestling Federation
  • Back

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Brain Fart
  • A: Her ears flap.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Snobby Tampons
  • Q: What did one tampon say to the other?

    A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross, Travel & Car

  • The Blonde and Car Maintenance
  • A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again.

    "What was the matter?" she asks.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Dead Blonde in Closet
  • A: The hide-and-seek champion of 1996.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Wet Cigarettes
  • Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?

    A: A soggy butt.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
  • A: All you can eat under a buck.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Working Up a Sweat with Your Cousin
  • Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?

    A: Relative humidity.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • Wacked-Out Restaurant
  • The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Foot-Long Carrot
  • Her friend answers, "No -- that dirty."

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Men/Women, Gross

  • The Hunting Knife
  • His daughter said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge d**k!"

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Margaret Smith: Shake It
  • They shake it at the end, did you know that? If women had penises, we would not shake them -- we would dab.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Ray James: Masturbating in the Shower
  • The amazing thing is, when you learn to masturbate in a shower, it only takes a minute before the rest of the team is kicking your ass.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Blonde and the Deodorant
  • The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Three Generals
  • The general said, 'I left them back in Vietnam.'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Two Boots
  • "Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Retta: Next for the Bathroom
  • Ladies, have you ever been in the bathroom in a public place or at a party, and there is someone else who wishes to come in next, but instead of politely knocking on the door or gently trying the knob, they attack the door like a rookie DEA agent on his f

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Three Girls Go Camping
  • Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Big Tongue
  • A: Well hung.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Craig Shoemaker: Circumcision
  • I was circumcised by a band saw.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Snack Food
  • "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Star Trek
  • A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Tough Ass
  • The guy who gave it to him.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • This Joke Hurts
  • A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"The doctor lo

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Big Ben Surprise
  • A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Tries Horseback Riding
  • Just as she loses consciousness, the carousel stops.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Barbie & Paris
  • A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Woman Without an A**hole
  • Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?

    A: Divorced.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Helps with Laundry
  • The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Puzzle
  • Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

    A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Tap Dancer
  • A: She fell in the sink.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Basement Full of Blondes
  • A: A whine cellar.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Blonde Driver
  • A: Her blinker was on.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Confusing Blonde
  • A: She comes out and says she did.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Greg Fitzsimmons: Finding Small Penises
  • If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde vs. Ratings System
  • A: She called 16 friends to come meet her.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Simple Men and Light Bulbs
  • Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?

    A: One -- because men will screw anything.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde vs. Crime Rate
  • A: She moved.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Feel Like a Woman
  • A gorgeous man stands up. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. Muscles ripple across his chest as he extends his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers, "Iron this."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Urinalotta Trouble
  • Above the urinal, written on the wall:
    Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • We Cause Blindness
  • How do you make a woman blind?
    Put a windshield in front of her!

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Preferential Treatment
  • A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
    "Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman.
    "Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one.
    "No, your boyfriend told me that!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Love-Handles
  • The blonde exclaims, "Holy s**t! What did you do with my ears?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Coffee Drinker
  • The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Four Blondes in a Pickup
  • She responds, "Well, you all forgot to open the tailgate!"

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bucket of What?
  • A: The bucket!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Waisted
  • A waste.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Hostage Escape Tactics
  • A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.

    Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Blonde Invention
  • A: Ejection seats in helicopters.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • An Ugly Position
  • A: Ask your parents.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Brain
  • A: Inflate it.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Stuffing
  • A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • The Mathematics of Love
  • Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... Thesaurus
  • She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Brunette vs. Garbage
  • A: At least the garbage gets taken out once a week.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Sunday
  • A: Because the sun was out.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Two Chance Blonde
  • Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?

    A: She blew it both times.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Blonde & Missed Bus
  • She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Eddie Ifft: Growing Up With Three Sisters
  • I grew up in a house full of women. I had three sisters. And you know women, when they live together, they get on the same cycle, so when they would have their period, it was like there was a nuclear explosion in my house.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Steve Marmel: Pauly Shore vs. Bill Clinton
  • Pauly Shore gets better ass than our president.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... 60 Minutes
  • She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bonus Time
  • A: Your wife will always blow your bonus.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • One-Eyed Blonde
  • The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sexy Donuts
  • Fred, Bob and Mike visit a whorehouse.

    Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k."

    Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k."

    Mike comes out of the third bedroom, ho

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Dumb Brunettes
  • A: Peroxide.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Wanda Sykes: Florida Strip Clubs
  • Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to just a brass pole.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Higher Learning
  • Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?

    A: A visitor.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Short Blonde Jokes
  • A: So brunettes can remember them.

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  • The Secret of Women
  • Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

    A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Makeup
  • A: She was trying to make up her mind.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Marsha Warfield: What Is a Bitch?
  • I think a bitch is a kind of woman who would wear a mirror on the back of her skirt so you can see what kind of fool you are when she tells you to kiss her ass.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A Blonde & Her Waitress
  • A: "What did you name the other one?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Sleeping Blonde
  • Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

    A: She forgot to close her eyes.

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  • Sexist Pig Joke
  • So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde & License Plates
  • A: She changed her name to JKM345.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Skydiver
  • She missed the Earth.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Hole Truth
  • Q: Why do men have holes in their penises?

    A: To get oxygen to their brains.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • No Knock Knocks for Blondes
  • A: They always leave to go answer the door.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Why PMS?
  • Q: Why do they call it PMS?

    A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The roof is on fire
  • A: A blonde trying to burn it down

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde on Blonde
  • A: A wind tunnel.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... Taco Bell
  • She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • A New Set of Golf Clubs
  • Jim: "Great trade!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • So Blonde... "Soul Train"
  • She is so blonde, she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • Tardy Blonde
  • Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

    A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

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  • Flighty Blonde
  • A: "Must be an earthquake."

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Frank Santorelli: Growing Up Italian
  • I grew up in an Italian family. Kinda strange, my mother taught me how to shave.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • So Blonde... Airport Left
  • She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Rich Vos: Daughters in a Divorce
  • I got two daughters, and I was divorced when they were young. They were, like, four and two, and they took it tough because I told them it was their fault.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Eddie Sarfaty: Confused in High School
  • I had this girlfriend in high school, and we had sex, and at first I thought that was kind of hot... but I knew there was something wrong. I was kind of confused, so I went to see my guidance counselor, and the sex with him was so much better.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Teaching a Buncha Hooligans
  • "From what I just saw, my school days are over!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Soda Pop
  • The third girl says, "Exactly."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
  • "Oh," replies the little girl. "I thought it was because she closes her eyes when you lay her across your desk."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Brian Kiley: Pregnant Wife
  • When she was pregnant, she would get these cravings in the middle of the night. She would get these cravings for other men.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A little boy wrote to Santa ...
  • One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
    Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • West Virginia Custody Battle
  • An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children.

    The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them.

    The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the s

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Lawyer, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Parachutes for two
  • "Do we have time?"

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Tom Rhodes: Arguing Parents
  • My parents are divorced. It was ugly. My parents argued all the time before they got divorced. Came home -- my parents started wearing their wedding rings on their middle fingers.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Nardizzi: The Four Kids and a Wife
  • I got the four kids and a wife, which is five more than I wanted.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Kite Tails and Rejection
  • The father then tells the son, 'Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having 'fun', I asked her for more tail and she told me to go fly a kite.'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Thumb Sucking
  • A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek.

    "Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for sucki

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Two Dogs Humping
  • The son says, "It figures -- every time you try to help someone out, you always get screwed."

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    Jokes about: Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Stilson: Giving Birth
  • I could never, ever raise a child to whom I gave birth because a newborn is about the size of a basketball. And if I had to expel a basketball from my body via a very restricted passageway, I would never want to see that basketball again -- not even on we

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    Jokes about: Kids, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Royale Watkins: Do You Like Kids?
  • If a young girl asks you if you like kids, she is curious. Older woman asks you if you like kids, you know what that really means? She has some kids!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Little Johnny, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Sex Ed
  • “Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne.”

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Mark Roberts: Disappointed Women
  • When I got married, I disappointed a lot of women. Now I can pretty much concentrate on disappointing just the one.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Dov Davidoff: If Every Other Guy Were Gay
  • I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: Hauntings at Married Men?s Houses
  • Jeff Dunham and WalterWalter: I think my house is haunted.Jeff Dunham: Why do you think that?Walter: My wife is there

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Dunham: Perception of Marriage
  • Walter: Heh, remember when you said ?Til death do us part? ?Jeff Dunham: Yeah?Walter: Later, you realize you were actually setting a goal.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Adam Ferrara: Love This Girl
  • The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Karen Anderson: Best Day Ever
  • I had the best day ever. I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend -- with my car.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Laurie Kilmartin: Immigrant Boyfriend
  • Nothing helps you win an argument like having the INS on speed-dial.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Earthquake: O.J. Messed It Up
  • I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Tom Rhodes: Love Is Powerful Stuff
  • Love is powerful stuff, man. Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your sh*t -- just to get away from that person.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Three Rings
  • Q: What are the three rings of marriage?

    A: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Robin Montague: Talk Too Much
  • My man tried to leave me for talking too much, but I talked him out of it.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Johnny Lampert: Like the Day We Met
  • My wife and I, we still look at each other like we did the day we met -- like two perfect strangers who think they could do way better.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Rich Vos: Marriage Counseling
  • I went to counseling, spent $5,000 to have two women call me a loser.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Anthony Jeselnik: Better Man
  • My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person -- so I can get a better girlfriend.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Dan St. Germain: Video Game Nuptials
  • A friend of mine had a Super Mario Brothers-themed wedding two years ago. Then, a year after that, he had a regular-themed divorce.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Cathy Ladman: The Problem With Marriage
  • The problem with marriage is it involves men and women.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Fitzsimmons: On Same-Sex Marriage Protestors
  • If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Laura Kightlinger: Special Guy
  • I have a man in my life. He is so special. This guy -- he kisses me before we do it.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Tracy Smith: Shaving for a Hot Date
  • I even shaved above the knee for this one, you guys. Woo-hoo! I am feeling saucy now. You ever have somebody talk you into shaving the whole thing off? God, it looks so stupid. I look like a great big naked baby.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Marriage, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Staggering Husband
  • Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

    A: Shoot him again.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Dan Devido: Really Safe Sex
  • We practice safe sex. We practice really safe sex. The other night during sex, we had a fire drill.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Octopus Love
  • A: "I want to hold your hand. Er, hands."

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Landry: Anything to Make Him Happy
  • I would do anything to make my husband happy -- anything to make him happy -- except cook or clean or shut the f**k up.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Sue Kolinsky: Changes in Dating
  • Far cry from when our parents got married, huh?... Probably the first time they had sex was on their honeymoon. Boy, times have changed. Not only have I had sex with my boyfriend, so have some of my girlfriends.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • John Heffron: Want to Get Married
  • I kind of wanted to get married to get my first marriage out of the way.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Wedding Day Bliss
  • A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?"

    The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."


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    Jokes about: Blonde, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Burn
  • She replied, "I tried to call for an ambulance."

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Bed
  • I want me a big black girl.... type of woman that lies in the bed, looks like a big old hole in the sheets.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Dumped by His Girlfriend
  • A: He was nuts over her.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Women and Bad Weather
  • Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?

    A: They all get the house.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Tony Stone: Married Once
  • I was married at one time -- which is not the same as having sex, but an incredible simulation.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Dana Gould: M.A.N.D.Y.
  • I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Jake Johannsen: If Love Was Easy
  • If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Doug Benson: Recent Break Up
  • Like most comics, I just broke up with my girlfriend... The reason we broke up is because I caught her lying -- under another man.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Lampanelli: Italian Husband
  • He is the prototypical Italian. He is so Italian, when he gave me my ring, it still had a finger in it.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Gina Brillon: Already Have a Boyfriend
  • I actually have a boyfriend now -- sorry, ladies.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Maria Bamford: Just a Really Nice Guy
  • I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, like, a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Ajai Sanders: Dating Those Black Men
  • I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men -- so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous

  • $100 Bill Tattoo
  • He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Frosty Divorce
  • A: He thought his wife was a flake.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Scream & Groan
  • A: Let her catch you doing it.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Geoff Keith: Three Requirements
  • I only have three requirements when it comes to girls. Ready? One: are you a girl? Have you always been a girl? And, if not, can you keep a secret?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Doug Stanhope: Sex Is a Narrow Avenue
  • Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bob Oschack: Dabbling in Marriage
  • Marriage? Sure. Dabbled in it a little during the late 80s. Wild stuff, brother, wild stuff.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Money, Nationality, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Doug Williams: Living Next to White People
  • Puerto Rican women love to argue, and they can argue really loud. We live in an apartment building, and when you live next to white people, you have to keep your arguments very low because they will call the police.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Lesbian Dinosaur
  • A: Lickalotopuss.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • T. Sean Shannon: Mutual Decision
  • We were dating two years. We broke up. It was a mutual decision. Her and all her friends got together -- they took a little vote.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Adventures in Disneyland
  • So they went home.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Man From Cass Limerick
  • There once was a man from Cass.
    Whose balls were made out of brass.
    When they tinkled together,
    They played "Stormy Weather"
    And lightning shot out of his ass.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Amy Schumer: Dating a Deaf Guy
  • We had to break up, though. We wanted different things -- like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Divorce
  • A: None, because they never get the house.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Royale Watkins: Fifth Anniversary
  • Last night, my wife and I celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary. You know what five years is? Just long enough for me to think this one might not work out.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde in Freezer
  • A: A Frosted Flake.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Nathan Trenholm: One Night Stand
  • Have you ever had a one night stand that went horribly awry and just turned into this ugly two year relationship?

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jeff Stilson: Secret to a Successful Marriage
  • I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Patton Oswalt: Women Like Coffee
  • I love women, I really do. I like my women like I like my coffee: tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Flash Me
  • A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Madame President
  • Bill Clinton.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Get Busy
  • How do you keep an idiot busy? (see above)

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde, Brunette, Blonde
  • A: The translator.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Intelligent Preference
  • A: Opposites attract.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women

  • Redhead Joke
  • A: Normal.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Man of the House
  • Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde in Disguise
  • "Hey lady," says the shepherd. "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde License
  • A: She had an "F" under "Sex."

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Ego Killer
  • A: "Is it in yet?"

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Catch a Bra
  • A: Set up a boobie trap.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • A Problemic Polemic
  • A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Lightbulb
  • A: One hundred -- one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Confusion
  • A: Tell her a blonde joke.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Laptop
  • The blonde operates on more laptops!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes & Candles
  • A: She lights it.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Email
  • A: There are envelopes in the disk drive.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes in a Circle
  • A: A dope ring.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Alumna
  • "Would you like fries with that?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
  • A: Dead.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Christmas Blondes
  • A: Ho, ho, ho!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Crossing the Lake
  • "You are on the other side," the other shouts back.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Five-Pound Fly
  • A: Unzip it.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pig!
  • They each continue on their way, as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Blonde and Her Melons
  • The blonde giggles and says, 'If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde in a Leather Jacket
  • A: A rebel without a clue.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Blonde Fox
  • She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bang Bang!
  • A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde & Goldfish
  • A blonde bought some goldfish, but she did not know how to feed them. She called her brunette friend for help. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, 'Now, what do I give them to drink?'

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Eternity
  • A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Marc Maron: Married Once Before
  • I was married once before, and I stopped.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Muffler
  • "Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Microwave Cookery
  • So blondes could cook, too!

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bigamy
  • A: More than one mother-in-law.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Deserted Island
  • On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English w

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Geriatric Breasts
  • A: A belly button.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde at the Elmo Factory
  • The manager told her, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles -- not two testicles!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes in a Box
  • A: A case of empties!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Fly Away
  • A: A space invader.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Ambition
  • A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Male Bashing
  • A: Whistle through his pecker.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Behrendt: Reasoning With the Girlfriend
  • I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Brain Cells
  • A: Alone.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Hungry Blonde
  • A: Fat.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Natural Blonde
  • A: Artifical intelligence.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Gone Camping
  • A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend. The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Kevin Kataoka: Good Old Days
  • Whatever happened to the good old days when a boy could meet a girl just by attacking her village?

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde on a Fence
  • A: To see what was on the other side.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Multi-purpose
  • Give her a shovel.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The Perfect Husband

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Clams Casino
  • A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
  • A: A mental block.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bad Food
  • A doctor tells a group of patients, "The material we put into our stomachs is terrible. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High-fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term h

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Pop Goes The Blonde
  • "Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Feminists Change a Light Bulb
  • A: 20. One to change the bulb and 19 to make a documentary about it.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Ooopsies
  • How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
    There is white out all over the screen.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Number of Blonde Jokes
  • Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

    A: One. The rest are all true stories.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes & Ice Cubes
  • A: Because they always forget the recipe.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Bad Pickup Line
  • Because I can sure see myself in them.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Brunette Meets Genie
  • The brunette says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes & Bottle Caps
  • A: The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Husband Detector
  • A widow.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Grenadier
  • A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Ice Hole
  • "A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • A Death in the Family
  • She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Bicycle
  • A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Gets a Job
  • A: She told them she was good at handling members.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Ash Blonde
  • A: She fell out of the tree.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Radio
  • A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Homeward Blonde
  • Build a circular driveway.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Jokes
  • A: So brunettes can understand them.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde & Brunette on a Cliff
  • A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes & Airplanes
  • The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Blond with a cell phone
  • She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Hair
  • A: She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes Love Blonde Jokes
  • A: It makes them feel popular.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Naval Destroyer
  • A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The 69ers
  • Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Arj Barker: Date Night Driving Arrangements
  • She picked me up in her car because I was traveling by bus, and I thought it would be a lot easier for her to pick me up in her car than for me to convince Greyhound to reroute the bus to go by her house. The paperwork alone -- logistical nightmare.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Dave Attell: Never Get Girls in the Movies
  • Guys like me never get girls in the movies, right? You never see a guy like me with a girl. Alright -- we get them, and then somebody unties them.

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    Jokes about: God, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Myq Kaplan: Jewish Divorce Custom
  • My wife and I did the Jewish divorce custom where we took a broken glass and we put it back together.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Iranians
  • Because none of them are blonde.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Bird Killer
  • A: She throws it off a cliff.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Banana Peel
  • "Here we go again!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
  • A: Artificial intelligence.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blondes at a Drive-In
  • They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Divorced & Drunk
  • "My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Job Application
  • A: "Lots."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Horror Movie Blonde
  • Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

    A: Dead meat.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Laugh
  • A: Tell her a joke on Monday.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Jay Mohr: Imperfections
  • Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • The Blonde and the Blinker
  • The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, 'Yes. No. Yes. No.'

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Men & Light Bulbs
  • A: Five. One to actually do the screwing and four others to brag that they did.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Nun Attack
  • A nun tells other nuns about how she was attacked the night before. She explains her escape, "I stopped and pulled my dress up."

    Shocked, the other nuns ask, "And then what?"

    "He pulled his pants down," the nun replies, "And then I ran. A nun with h

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Men and Lightbulbs
  • You have to screw both of them to get a response!

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bridge to Hawaii
  • The genie replies, "Would you like two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Icy Blonde
  • She got run over by the zamboni!

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Friends With Hookers
  • A: Support hos.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde on Fire
  • The blonde replied, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Brains

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Bar Ladder
  • Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
    A: She heard drinks were on the house.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde & House
  • A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Fast-Food Blondes
  • Parking for drive-through customers only!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Banking & Sex
  • A: You lose interest once you make a withdrawal.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Wayne Federman: Actress Math
  • Shelia is an actress. She spends $40 three times a week for jazz classes at Alvin Ailey, $20 four times a week for technique classes at Sanford Meisner. How many lap dances at Scores will she have to do this weekend to balance her checkbook?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Doug Benson: Seven Days in Las Vegas
  • If you ever go to Las Vegas, and you will, just go for a few days. I was there recently for seven days, seven days in Vegas. After I blew all my money on gambling and prostitution, I had six days to kill.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Cheap Trick Payback
  • The prostitute smiles and shouts back, "El syphilis, originale!"

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous

  • Wanda Sykes: Tolls
  • Whenever we go out, I pay all the tolls. Yeah -- he backs up to the tolls so the booth would be on my side.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • David Feldman: Vacationing in Amsterdam
  • I was just vacationing in Amsterdam, where prostitution is legal. Let me rephrase that -- I was just vacationing in Amsterdam because prostitution is legal.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Tatonka
  • "Ground sticky."

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Rich Williams: Wish I Was Black
  • I wish I was black -- that way I could start dating you white girls again.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Sex and The Country
  • A Frenchman and an Italianwere seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the menbegan discussing their home lives.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • German Woman Takes a Walk
  • She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' so two guys walk away.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Debbie Shea: Sex With a Japanese Man
  • I had sex with a Japanese man once. It was great. He made me origami three times.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality

  • So Cultured!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Question for a Scotsman
  • "No, lassie," he replies. "Everything is in fine working order."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Scott LaRose: Angry T. Rexes
  • The T. Rexes were all angry. You know why? Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands! How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate? That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct r

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Tattooed Wang
  • "Three reasons:  I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Politicians & Screwdrivers
  • A: A screwdriver turns in screws; politicians screw interns.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Woods After Sex
  • Q: What does Tiger Woods say to his wife after having sex?

    A: I will be home in 20 minutes, dear.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Little Wanky
  • "The truth is," replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Roman Warrior
  • Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?

    A: Gladiator.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Surprise!
  • After a moment of stunned silence, he replies, "Who is this?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Screw The World
  • One wants to screw the world and one already has!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • What is Six Inches Long?
  • What is 6 inches long, has a big head, and drives women wild?

    A hundred dollar bill!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Presidential surprise
  • "The handwriting's the first lady's."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Chelsea Handler: Tricky Midget
  • I recently had sex with a midget. Not on purpose -- he was a tricky little f**ker. He kept giving me shot after shot after shot of tequila and would keep getting taller and taller and taller.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Pick-up Line...Squirrels
  • If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.

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  • Watch and Learn
  • The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Stolen Viagra
  • A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot.

    The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Walks into a Bar

  • Walks Into a Bar... Dog Day Afternoon
  • A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."

    The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the bos

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Singles
  • "I thought she was home with the kids."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women
  • You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Two Bit Girlfriend
  • "She hit me with her bag of quarters!".

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Money, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Ruben Paul: What Only Women Can Do
  • Women are the only people I know who can go out broke and come home drunk.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Futurama
  • A: He buys two cases of beer.

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  • Taking the Bullet
  • "Oh, yeh, I forgot to tell you," he says, "Jack shat in my trousers as well."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Dog Talk
  • Finally the Chihuahua says, 'Liver alone -- cheese mine.'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Disney World & Viagra
  • A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Drink Up
  • A: "Men, Viagra now comes in liquid form. You can pour yourselves a real stiff one."

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  • Wendy Liebman: Abstinence
  • The only way to have safe sex is to abstain -- from drinking.

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  • Viagra and Mr. Clean
  • Q: What happens when you mix Viagra with Mr. Clean?

    A: Rise and shine.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Jimmy Aleck: Sexual Advances
  • To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. Now, if a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Craig Shoemaker: Antonio Banderas
  • You know who does it for her? Antonio Banderas. I swear, this guy gets my wife horny. He gets her all wound up. I rent all his movies; he does all the work for me.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Chip Pope: Stadium Seating
  • I love the movies. They finally built one of those stadium-seat porn theaters by my house. So, bring a hat.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Inner Space
  • E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Smurfette
  • There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one seven times. Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette was...

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Three words that describe Britney Spears
  • My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Toilet Humor
  • One pussy and 1000 hares.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Women and Pool Tables
  • What is the difference between a woman a pool table?

    On the pool table, you put the balls in the hole and the stick stays out.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Hurricane and the Coconut Tree
  • What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

    Hang on to your nuts here comes one heck of a blow job.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Why does the TV like the remote?
  • A: Because it turns it on!

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • First Computer in Biblical Times
  • Eve -- she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Greg Fitzsimmons: Spam
  • At some point, the computer industry decided if you have an e-mail address, you must have some kind of penis problem.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology

  • Rooster and a Telephone Pole
  • Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?

    A: A 30-foot cock that helps you reach out and touch someone.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Greg Fitzsimmons: Former Porn Star
  • I went to the gas station the other day, and the gas station attendant said he was a former porno movie star. And I think he was serious because half through filling the tank, he pulled it out and sprayed it all over the car.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Stevie Ray Fromstein: In the Hotel Room
  • I was in my hotel room today, middle of the afternoon. I was completely naked, and the maid walks in -- finally!

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Ethnic Pick-Up
  • He replies "Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Blonde Rides Shotgun
  • The blonde turns around again. "Yup. Nope. Yup. Nope. Yup."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • When Can I Get That Haircut?
  • A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.

    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Sexual Harrassment
  •     She said, "The man whosaid that was a midget."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Dirty Tricks
  • "I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Hands Under Skirt
  • Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hands under her skirt?

    A: Self-employed.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bill Dwyer: Circuit City Sex
  • When it comes to sex, I like to refer to my wife as Circuit City because she has no interest until January of next year.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bob Oschack: Tech Advancements
  • No man who has the option to spend his weekends down in a border town whorehouse getting his a**hole tickled is instead going to choose... to lock himself in a laboratory in order to design the ultimate clock.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Carol Leifer: Women in the Workplace
  • Ladies, women in the workplace -- oh, we still have big strides to make. You ready for this? A girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she could make a good cup of coffee. Yeah, she stormed right out of that Sta

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car, Work

  • Vanessa Hollingshead: Middle East Performance
  • I just got back from the Middle East. I performed for 15,000 men -- and then I did my comedy.

  •