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Jokes about: Nationality

  • Farm Fugitives
  • As he walked towards the last sack, the Irishman worked out what he was going to say. As soon as the farmer prodded his sack he said... 'Potatoes!'

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
  • Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped.
    "To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white,

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Nationality, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Rene Hicks: Advice to Gang Members
  • If gang members have to kill, kill constructively -- kill some Ku Klux Klan.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Carlos Mencia: Bombing Japan
  • We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Bill Santiago: Specific Ethnic Reality
  • Your specific reality depends on where your people come from, right? For example, Mexicans get shot trying to get into this country, Cubans get shot trying to get out of their own country, Puerto Ricans get shot just for trying to have a country.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
  • The Aggie says, “Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?”

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Confucious Say... Peanut Butter
  • Confucious say: 'Man with d**k in peanut butter jar is f**king nuts.'

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Big Jay Oakerson: Asian Girlfriend
  • I love Asian women. I had an Asian girlfriend once -- for an hour. It cost me $150 bucks.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Confucious Say... Park A-OK
  • Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Runny Noodle
  • Ian replied, "Pepper."

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Taliban Snippet
  • It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Santa Singh
  • Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Kids, Nationality, News & Politics, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Maria Bamford: Depressed American Kids
  • I was reading in the paper that a lot of kids in the United States are suffering from depression. Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

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    Jokes about: Food, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Irish Eats Italian
  • Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

    A: Gaelic breath.

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    Jokes about: Food, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Bill Santiago: Puerto Rican Food
  • Being Puerto Rican in New York, I grew up -- I swear to you -- thinking that White Castle hamburgers was traditional, indigenous Puerto Rican food.

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    Jokes about: Food, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Fabrice Fabrice: Fried Chicken
  • You know who likes fried chicken is black people. You know who else likes fried chicken? Everybody.

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    Jokes about: Food, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • John Ridley: Indian Restaurants
  • I never even thought about going to an Indian restaurant for dinner because, as far as I know, there is no food in India. So, why bother, really? What are they going to do -- bring your meal to you in a little box from Unicef?

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Arj Barker: 4th of July
  • I read this on the Internet -- did you know that 4th of July is more popular in this country than in any other country in the whole world?

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    Jokes about: Blonde, God, Men/Women, Nationality, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Walks into a Bar

  • Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang
  • The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Hugh Fink: Ethnic Sports Names
  • A lot of teams have ethnic names: Notre Dame, the Fighting Irish; Minnesota, the Vikings; Yeshiva University, the Price-Slashing Hebes.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Lizz Winstead: Catholic Neighborhood
  • I went to Catholic school, everyone in my neighborhood was Catholic -- I literally had no idea that Jews existed. I thought they were characters in the Bible, like Argonauts or hobbits or something.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Lizz Winstead: New Testament
  • My friend Phil -- brought up Orthodox Jewish -- he actually thought the New Testament was the paperback version of the Old Testament.

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    Jokes about: Animal, God, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • What do you get when you cross a Scottish...
  • The Dolly Llama.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Judah Friedlander: On Shintoism
  • I mean -- a reverence for nature, spirits and ancestors with no formal dogma? Get real, Japan.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Lizz Winstead: Jesse Helms
  • You know the last time Jesse Helms kissed a Jew, he got 30 pieces of silver for it.

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Rickey Smiley: White Church
  • I joined a white church because white people get out on time.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • A Little Cannibalism Humor
  • Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • English, Irish & Scottish Football
  • "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman. "But I seem to have lost my appetite."

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Chilling with Eskimos
  • A. Polaroids.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Too Much Tea
  • Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

    A: He drowned in his own tea pee.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Arceneux & Mitchell: On Michael Jackson
  • I can remember when you were a little, short black boy with an afro. Now, you are a tall white woman with a perm.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Dwayne Perkins: Returning to Africa
  • For the white people, it would be like if you were going to Vermont.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Russian Beauties
  • A tourist.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Vince Morris: Dad Was a Bigot
  • My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core -- and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Godfrey: Black History Month
  • Thanks for the shortest month, asses -- and the coldest.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
  • The bucket.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • The Polish Navy
  • Q: How do you sink a Polish ship?

    A: Put it in water.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Daniel Tosh: Watching Soccer
  • If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable -- unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Proops: White People in Isolation
  • You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be? Riverdance.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Frank Santorelli: Growing Up Italian
  • I grew up in an Italian family. Kinda strange, my mother taught me how to shave.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Byron Yee: One of Three Minorities
  • Where I grew up in Oklahoma City, I was one of only three minorities. There was me, a black guy and a smart guy.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Ryan Stout: Beijing Fire
  • Beijing, China schoolhouse burned down. Did you see that? Killed 25 kids -- awful. And the worst part is, they all got out of the building OK, but they just ran around it and then darted back inside. I mean, what kind of drills are they teaching these kid

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Little Johnny, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Sex Ed
  • “Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne.”

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Sharing
  • Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Laurie Kilmartin: Immigrant Boyfriend
  • Nothing helps you win an argument like having the INS on speed-dial.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Earthquake: O.J. Messed It Up
  • I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Bed
  • I want me a big black girl.... type of woman that lies in the bed, looks like a big old hole in the sheets.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Lampanelli: Italian Husband
  • He is the prototypical Italian. He is so Italian, when he gave me my ring, it still had a finger in it.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Ajai Sanders: Dating Those Black Men
  • I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men -- so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Money, Nationality, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Doug Williams: Living Next to White People
  • Puerto Rican women love to argue, and they can argue really loud. We live in an apartment building, and when you live next to white people, you have to keep your arguments very low because they will call the police.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Deserted Island
  • On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English w

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Felipe Esparza: Coalition Forces
  • The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping. Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Flies in the Beer
  • An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Chicken Chat
  • A: He was studying foreign languages.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Afghani Joe
  • A: Osama bin Latte

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Kyle Kinane: This Is America
  • This is America. It is my God given right to be loudly opinionated about something I am completely ignorant of.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Ethnic Joke
  • A: By looking over your shoulder.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Italian Boy
  • A: So he could look like his mama.

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    Jokes about: Money, Nationality, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Felipe Esparza: Going to Court
  • Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Inventions by Idiots
  • 5. Screen door on a submarine.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Irish Fun
  • Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
    They were riverdancing.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Aging Explorer
  • The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''ROARRRR!''"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Fish-Eating Competition
  • So they had the final; the Mayor fired the starting pistol and they started eating the tench. No sooner had Mr. Hicks bitten the fish than one of his teeth fell out. He couldn't eat because of this so he stopped, but the Mayor refused to stop the compet

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Those Polish Gourmets
  • A: Because they lost the recipe.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Jeffrey Ross: On Iraq
  • At this point we should just make it the 51st state. Welcome to Iraqachusetts: live free and die.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • David Feldman: Vacationing in Amsterdam
  • I was just vacationing in Amsterdam, where prostitution is legal. Let me rephrase that -- I was just vacationing in Amsterdam because prostitution is legal.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Self-Explanatory
  • An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Mexican Firefighter
  • Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
    A. Hose A and Hose B

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Tatonka
  • "Ground sticky."

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    Jokes about: Animal, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Bee Pee
  • A: At the BP station.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Rubber Toe
  • Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

    A: Roberto.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Why Do Scotsmen Wear Kilts?
  • A: Because the sound of zippers scare the sheep away.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Siamese Twins
  • Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
    A: So the other one could drive.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Paris Native
  • A: A parasite.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Zambian Roulette
  • As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations. Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happend that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite. To pass the time, Vl

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Tom Cotter: Dressed to Kill
  • I was on a plane three weeks ago, and I was dressed to kill. I had a turban, a beard, exploding sandals.....

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Espanol para Matadors
  • A: Quatro sinko.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Stand-Up Gandhi
  • A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.

    "I think it would be a good idea."

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Laloo Flies the Friendly Skies
  • To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Sardarji Editor
  • Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • The Amputated P.O.W.
  • An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.”
    The English prisoner

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    Jokes about: Nationality, School, Miscellaneous

  • Ryan Stout: Smart Japanese
  • I think the Japanese are smart people -- stereotypically so.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • John Oliver: Campaign Ads
  • Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy -- if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Irish on Vacation
  • Q: Where does an Irish person go on avacation?
    A: A new bar

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Prime Minister Material
  • Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

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    Jokes about: Marriage, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Rich Williams: Wish I Was Black
  • I wish I was black -- that way I could start dating you white girls again.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car, Work

  • Carlos Mencia: Black NASCAR
  • Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...
  • They both have Kurds in their Way!

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Suzanne Whang: If a Korean Broke Into Your House
  • How can you tell if a Korean broke into your house? Your dog is missing, and your homework is done.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Shine On, You Crazy Fratboy!
  • 11 - One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld...
  • We Kuwait!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Sex and The Country
  • A Frenchman and an Italianwere seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the menbegan discussing their home lives.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Andy Kindler: Amsterdam Vices
  • Over there, they smoke pot. They mix it with hash and tobacco, and they roll it together. The reason why they do that -- they have so many vices, they need to combine them.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Kevin Meaney: Irish Catholic Heritage
  • My great-great-great-great grandfather was Mr. Potato Head.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Down in the Ocean
  • A: A good start.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, School, Miscellaneous

  • Craig Anton: Second Language Course
  • I want to take one of those English as a Second Language courses -- just go in and blow everybody away on the first day.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Saddam Hussein
  • What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
    Neither knew when to pull out!

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jeff Garcia: Without Black People
  • This country would suck without black people. Football would be all slow.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Johnny Sanchez: Mexican Heritage
  • Being the third generation, I feel all-American, you know? I feel like baseball and apple pie, but I realize I look like nachos and cockfighting.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Death by Mexican
  • The guy replies, "Yeah...pull my finger."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • German Woman Takes a Walk
  • She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' so two guys walk away.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Jake Johannsen: Border Security
  • My plan for illegal immigration is very simple: burning river of gas. Yes -- with the whole border, burning river of gas. And I say we do Canada, too, just to be fair. We do not need Alan Thicke coming down here whenever he wants.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • Debbie Shea: Sex With a Japanese Man
  • I had sex with a Japanese man once. It was great. He made me origami three times.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Confucious Say...Runs Behind Bus
  • Confucious say, 'Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.'

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Dan Ahdoot: Cuban Swimmers
  • We have all these Cuban refugees who swam here from Cuba. But how many Cubans are there on the U.S. swim team? It would be so easy -- all you have to do is paint a picture of Florida on either side.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Jamie Kaler: Thought About Adopting
  • I did think about adopting -- an 18-year-old girl from Thailand, whose hobbies include vacuuming and some light dusting.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer ...
  • They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Nationality, Miscellaneous

  • John Oliver: British Heaven
  • For a British person to enter British Heaven, you basically have to die completely unnoticed without causing too much of a kerfuffle.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality

  • So Cultured!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Two Of These Things Belong Together
  • The whale -- the other two are both crustaceans.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Doug Williams: Another Country
  • I just got back from another country. Just got back from the south Bronx. Dogs bark in Spanish over there.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Christopher Titus: Apologizing for Whitey
  • To every race of people in here tonight that whitey has jacked up, I sincerely apologize -- for taking your land, for the abuse, for the torture, for the small pox blanket, for the Jim Crow laws. Black people, I apologize for Kramer.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Bill Santiago: Latinos Are the Biggest Minority
  • Of all the people there are least of, we are the biggest of that group.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Nationality, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Tony Rock: Black Villain
  • Superman never fought a black villain -- never catch him. All his super powers, we got the same stuff. Faster than the speeding bullet, really? Let somebody start shooting in here right now, and I bet you I get out first.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Owen Smith: Born in the Bahamas
  • I was born in the Bahamas -- Nassau, Bahamas. Yeah, came to the United States when I was one because I needed work.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search
  • When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Rock da House
  • When they look out of their window, they both see rubble.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Patton Oswalt: U.S. Pot vs. Amsterdam Pot
  • The best marijuana that you smoke in the United States, you may as well be smoking shoelaces compared to the stuff they have [in Amsterdam.] The bud left its parents on Krypton.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Light Reading
  • 1. The Italian Book Of War Heroes
    2. The Norwegian Book Of Cookery
    3. The Scottish Book Of Knowledge

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Nationality, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Myq Kaplan: Fight Ignorance
  • I do try to fight ignorance and stereotypes and racism with karate -- like the Asians do.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Those Shady Frenchies
  • So the Germans can march in the shade.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Question for a Scotsman
  • "No, lassie," he replies. "Everything is in fine working order."

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Greg Giraldo: Pursuing Dreams in America
  • People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Bruce Baum: White People Invented Rap
  • I was doing some musical research, and I found out it was actually white people that came up with rap music. Only, they call it square dancing.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • New Words
  • A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, 'Mommy, I learned new words today.' She s

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Greg Giraldo: Napoleon Complex
  • Do you know how short you have to be to have a Napoleon complex in North Korea?

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    Jokes about: Kids, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • What did the Hispanic fireman...
  • A: Jose.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • German Vasoline
  • A: Vienerschlide.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Leek Limerick
  • There was a man from Leek
    Who instead of a nose had a beak.
    It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
    He migrates at the end of next week.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Rod Man: Too Much Walking
  • I would have not been a good civil rights movement person because that was too much walking at one time. They would have to come to the house and see me then.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Police & Military, Miscellaneous

  • Steve White: Looting
  • People make it seem like looting is bad. Looting is not bad. America was formed by looting. Any Indians here? Course not! See what I mean?

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • What is the first thing
  • How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous

  • Perambulating Candadians
  • He saw some American do it on TV.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous

  • Jimmy Shubert: On Conjoined Twins
  • I love my brothers, but I would not want to share a kidney, a spleen and a liver with them. Two Irish guys, one liver?

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Mooney: Black Characters on "Star Trek"
  • Why we all gotta be blind? Why do they have to mess up the black man in the future? We all gotta look like Ray Charles. Why is that? And the other brother looks like his mother slept with a turtle.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Nationality, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Ethnic Pick-Up
  • He replies "Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Rodney Johnson: Racism in Omaha
  • It was a white lady in a convertible with the convertible down -- I walked past; she locked the door. I smacked her in the back of the head.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • John Caparulo: Traveling in Canada
  • I have never been so glad to be back in America, where people speak Spanish.

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