Best Nerd funny jokes

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  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
    The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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  • Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
    A: They're great with figures.

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  • A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
    "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
    The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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  • Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
    A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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  • Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
    A: Na

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  • A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
    The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."

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  • If the box says:
    "This software requires Windows XP or better"
    Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?

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  • Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
    A: Classical conditioning.

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  • Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
    A: HeHe

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  • 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
    A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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