Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: Classical conditioning.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.