All the jokes - poems

  • If you have a grief nobody feels,
    If you have a pain nobody feels.
    If your heart is broken nobody feels,
    but if you fart all will understand.

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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I have 5 fingers
    the middle one for you.

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  • I am a dog
    And you are a flower.

    I lift my leg up
    And give you a shower.

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  • It can buy a House
    But not a Home
    It can buy a Bed
    But not Sleep
    It can buy a Clock
    But not Time
    It can buy you a Book
    But not Knowledge
    It can buy you a Position
    But not Respect
    It can buy you Medicine
    But not Health
    It can buy you Blood
    But not Life
    So you see, Money isn't everything.
    And it often causes pain and suffering.
    I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering...
    So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
    A more true Friend you will never find.

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  • Some love one,
    Some love two.
    I love one,
    That is you.

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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    faces like yours
    belong in a zoo.
    Don't worry I'll be there too,
    not in the cage,
    but laughing at you.

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  • Kissing is a habit
    Fucking is a game
    Guys get all the pleasure
    Girls get all the pain
    The guy says I love you
    You believe its true
    But when your tummy starts to swell,
    He says 'to hell with you'
    10 minutes of pleasure
    9 months in pain
    3 days in hospital
    A baby without a name
    The baby is a bastard
    The mother is a whore
    This never wouldn't have happened
    If the rubber wouldn't have torn

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  • Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

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  • Sex is bad
    Sex is a sin
    Sins are forgiven
    So stick it in.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue...
    I'm in love but not with you...
    When we broke up you thought I cried
    But all it was...
    Was another guy,
    You told your friends that I was a trick,
    I told mine that you had a weak dick...
    I said I loved you
    And you thought it was true,
    But guess what baby?!
    You got played too!

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