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  • Failed my biology test today:
    They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
    Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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  • Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
    A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
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  • You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
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  • Asian pregnancy test:
    Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
    Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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  • How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
    It's not there.
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  • Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
    Someone lost a quarter.
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  • Do not be racist , be like Mario.
    He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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  • Q: Why are all black people fast?
    A: The slow ones are in jail.
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  • Why is there no mexican olympics?
    Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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  • Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
    The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
    So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
    The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
    Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
    The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
    The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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