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Jokes about: Cross the Road

  • Cross the Road... Redneck
  • A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Cross the Road, Men/Women, Miscellaneous

  • Cross the Road... Blind Blonde
  • Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?

    A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Cross the Road, Miscellaneous

  • Cross the Road... Little Cow
  • Q: Why did the calf cross the road?

    A: To get to the udder side.

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    Jokes about: Cross the Road

  • Why did George W. Bush cross the road?
  • To ask his dad how to run the presidency.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Cross the Road, Miscellaneous

  • Cross the Road... Monkey
  • Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?

    A: So he could get spanked.

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    Jokes about: Cross the Road, Miscellaneous

  • Cross the Road... One-Handed Man
  • Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

    A: To get to the second hand shop.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Cross the Road, Miscellaneous

  • Cross the Road... Forgetful Chicken
  • Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

    A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

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