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Jokes about: School, institute, University

  • Larry the Cable Guy: Left Back in 5th Grade
  • I got left back in 5th grade so many times, I drove the rest of the class to school with me.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Married Tennessee Football Player
  • Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

    A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, School, Miscellaneous

  • College Dorm Rules
  • On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Room 88
  • His dad turns deathly pale and cries, "Uh, oh. That was you?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Provenza: Masturbation Class
  • If they taught masturbation when I was in school, I could have been the valedictorian.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Hold the Mayo
  • Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over. To try and keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfriend will say "tomato" if she wants him to go slower and "lettuce" for him to go faster. As they b

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Rotten Reggie
  • "Eddie Murphy! See ya on Tuesday!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • College Pride
  • A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor. “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Professor of Logic
  • "Well, then," proclaims the man, "you must be gay!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Counting Condoms
  • Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Orgasm-isms
  • "Those are sperm cells."

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    Jokes about: Doctor, God, Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous

  • Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education
  • Sad to say -- eight years of nuns, four years of priests, 12 years of therapy -- here I am.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, School, Miscellaneous

  • Lisa Landry: Physical Education
  • A gym is just a PE class that you pay to skip.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Corpsalicious!
  • 'Next,' the professor said, 'you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.'

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    Jokes about: God, School, Miscellaneous

  • Paul Kozlowski: Catholics Clapping
  • You can always tell when the Catholics are clapping because their hands have been broken by rulers.

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    Jokes about: God, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous

  • Marc Maron: The Appeal of George W. Bush
  • He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

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    Jokes about: God, Lawyer, School, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Law School for Nuns
  • A sister-in-law.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Fishsticks are for Lovahs
  • And the kid replies, “Well, you have a little tarter sauce on your mouth.”

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Well Endowed and On the Prowl
  • "Moo."

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, News & Politics, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Goverment Wrestling Federation
  • Back

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    Jokes about: Animal, School, Miscellaneous, Gross

  • Dan Devido: Fraternity Fish
  • I was gonna join this fraternity, but they make you do crazy stunts, so I had to swallow five live goldfish to join -- and I tried. I swallowed two, and I felt so guilty that I swallowed a pound of pebbles and a little filter and a little man in a scuba s

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous

  • Godfrey: The DeVry Institute
  • You know your school is crappy when they advertise it on the subway.

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous

  • California
  • A: Hella.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Puzzle
  • Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

    A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous

  • Harvard Graduate
  • Pay him for the pizza.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • The Mathematics of Love
  • Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous

  • Tommy Johnagin: The Hardest Thing at Community College
  • The hardest thing to do at a community college is cheat on a test because the only people you can cheat off of also go to a community college.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Higher Learning
  • Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?

    A: A visitor.

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Cereal Killer
  • A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jimmy Learns a New Word
  • His father said, 'Everything outside this circle.'

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Ted Alexandro: Art Teachers
  • I always loved art teachers because they were so bizarre. They were like the homeless people of the faculty -- all disheveled, wearing smocks, covered in paint, always digging through the garbage, looking for bottles and egg cartons and things.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Tig: Finished School Early
  • I was one of those kids that finished school early by dropping out.

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    Jokes about: Kids, News & Politics, Police & Military, School, Miscellaneous

  • Jim David: Capital Punishment
  • I believe in capital punishment, and since I was a former teacher, I believe in starting it at the eighth grade level.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • First Day of School
  • A: Bison

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Eugene Mirman: In Special Education
  • They put me in Special Ed because they thought I was slow, but I stayed in Special Ed for the ladies.

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Eugene Mirman: Kids Say the Darnedest Things
  • A lot of people think kids say the darnedest things, but so would you if you had no education.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous

  • Tony Camin: Kindergarten Rules
  • I got hit with a ruler first day of kindergarten -- for smoking pot. Because if you bring it, you need to bring enough for everybody.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Little Johnny, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Sex Ed
  • “Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne.”

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous

  • Math Sucks
  • A: Because it has a lot of problems.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous

  • Blonde Alumna
  • "Would you like fries with that?"

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    Jokes about: School, Miscellaneous

  • Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
  • WHICH TIRE? (95 points)

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    Jokes about: School, Miscellaneous

  • Fratboy
  • The defendant.

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    Jokes about: School, Miscellaneous

  • Geometry Humor
  • A: A tangent.

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    Jokes about: School, Miscellaneous

  • College Grads
  • A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous

  • Drinking Game: Big Lebowski
  • I can promise you this: Playing this game makes the movie make a lot more sense.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Harvard Attitude
  • The young man says, "Oh, excuse me. Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"

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    Jokes about: Money, School, Miscellaneous

  • Tom Parks: Taking Spanish
  • Took four years worth of Spanish. I took $10,000 worth of Spanish. Today I remember two $5000 sentences.

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    Jokes about: Money, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Warren Thomas: On Mike Tyson
  • Of course he had a bad attitude -- 25 years old, $60 million. When I got my student loan, I was a d**khead for three weeks.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, School, Miscellaneous

  • Ryan Stout: Smart Japanese
  • I think the Japanese are smart people -- stereotypically so.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, School, Miscellaneous

  • Craig Anton: Second Language Course
  • I want to take one of those English as a Second Language courses -- just go in and blow everybody away on the first day.

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, School, Miscellaneous

  • Bush Gets Testy
  • A: Drool.

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, School, Miscellaneous

  • D.A.M.
  • A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous

  • Taxi Fare
  • The cabbie says, "Sure." So the frat boy leans forward and throws up.

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous

  • Tom Cotter: College Years
  • I had a 3.0 -- that was my blood alcohol level.

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car

  • Tom Cotter: Going to Columbia
  • I went to Columbia, and I worked for a drug cartel. Then, I went to college.

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Two fraternity brothers...
  • Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

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    Jokes about: School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Technology

  • Jock vs. Nerd
  • $$$ Game over.  Nerd wins.

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    Jokes about: School, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Michael Palascak: English Major
  • I was an English major, the only thing I know about capitalism is if I see a period the next letter should be bigger.

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