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  • Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
    One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
    Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
    His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
    A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
    With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
    The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
    Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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  • Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar?
    A: A calendar has dates.
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  • My girlfriend told me that will change me.
    I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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  • "Siri, why am I still single?"
    Siri activates front camera.
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  • Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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  • Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two.
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  • 'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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  • "You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
    "What"
    "We're both ugly!"
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  • A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
    The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
    "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
    "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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  • Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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