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Jokes about: Sports & Athletes

  • Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump
  • "See that hole in Pa? Watch this!"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Blue Collar, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Football Fan To The Rescue
  • The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,  "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • The Toothbrush Salesman
  • "It is s**t. Would you like to buy a toothbrush?"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Insults, Marriage, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Married Tennessee Football Player
  • Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

    A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
  • Their last big hit was The Wall.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Andy Blitz: Boxing Explanation
  • I think violence is wonderful, but what I object to in boxing is the total lack of explanation as to what happened between these guys to cause this fight to break out.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Matt Iseman: Death Penalty
  • There is nothing funny about the death penalty -- except the name. Folks, death is not a penalty; 10 yards is a penalty.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Positions
  • Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Basketball Chicken
  • A: He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Room 88
  • His dad turns deathly pale and cries, "Uh, oh. That was you?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Love & Basketball
  • In basketball you dribble before you shoot!

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Redneck Girl
  • How do you know when you have a true redneck girl?
    When she can chew tabacco and give you a blow job at the same time, and knows which one to spit and which one to swallow.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The Golfer and the Buttercups
  • "Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Bat
  • Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger... in my pants! High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Resin
  • Hey babe, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Rotten Reggie
  • "Eddie Murphy! See ya on Tuesday!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Goal
  • Is your goalmouth open? High five!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Blonde Feels Golf Balls
  • She says, "Is that like tennis elbow?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Confucious Say...Baseball
  • Confucious say, 'Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • Legal Jargon!
  • Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
    A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Holding
  • Hey babe, are you interested in a little offensive holding? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Bump
  • Hey babe, are you interested in a little bump and run? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Hole
  • Hey babe, can I take it to the hole? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Russ Meneve: Performance Drugs
  • I took some drugs a couple days ago. My buddies wanted to play football, and I knew my throwing arm was going to be way off, so I took that Levitra -- you know, that drug that helps that guy throw the football through the tire in the commercial? Yeah, lon

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The Golfer
  • 'Well,' one of the employees questioned, 'What happens if she is laying on her back?' George replies, 'Then I am 10 minutes late.'

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • George of the Jungle
  • "What did you do that?" she exclaimed.
    He replied, "Gotta check for squirrels."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Receiver
  • Hey babe, will you be my receiver? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Handler
  • Hey babe, are you a good ball handler? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Muscle
  • Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or was that you? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Box
  • Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Pigskin Pro
  • An illegal procedure.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Psyched Up
  • A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?"

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Food, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Wendy Liebman: Running When Necessary
  • I go running when I have to -- like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • When You Pull That Out
  • The man replies, "When you pull that thing out it better have some numbers on it!"

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Walking on Water
  • A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a rabbi fish in a lake. The preacher has to use the bathroom, so he walks across the water, does his business and walks back. Then the rabbi has to go, so he walks across the water, does his business and walks bac

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jesus and Moses Play Golf
  • Moses turns to Jesus and says, 'I hate it when your dad plays!'

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    Jokes about: God, Nationality, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Hugh Fink: Ethnic Sports Names
  • A lot of teams have ethnic names: Notre Dame, the Fighting Irish; Minnesota, the Vikings; Yeshiva University, the Price-Slashing Hebes.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Big Jay Oakerson: Karate at the Jewish Community Center
  • My grandma sent me to karate class at the Jewish community center because it was free. Sensei Master Rabbi Rabinowitz -- that guy was the Hebrew nightmare.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Texas Sphincters
  • So he made their fans.

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, Police & Military, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • The Hurt Bird and the S**t
  • The man replied, "You scared the s**t out of the bird."

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • English, Irish & Scottish Football
  • "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman. "But I seem to have lost my appetite."

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • The Vampire
  • 'Sure,' replied God, 'but only once a month.' And he turned the vampire into a maxi pad with wings.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • Wacked-Out Restaurant
  • The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • Leper Hockey
  • Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

    A: There was a face-off in the corner.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Gross

  • Jon Fisch: Fantastic Membership
  • Just joined New York Sports Club, which is fantastic. Now I have a bathroom on every block.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Kathleen Madigan: Marathons
  • The only sport I absolutely refuse to watch? Marathon running. Uh -- that looks like a bunch of anorexics in a hurry to get a burger.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Tom Shillue: Golf Is Boring Enough
  • Golf is boring enough to play, never mind watch it on TV, but then, to make it extra boring, they actually show slow motion replays. What the hell do you learn by watching a guy putt in slow motion?

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Michigan State Fans
  • Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?

    A: A whine cellar.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Liverpool Football
  • Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

    A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Speeding to the Chicago Bear
  • On the first offense, they give you Bears tickets; on the second offense, they make you use them.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Ford Cars vs. Golf Balls
  • A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Daniel Tosh: Watching Soccer
  • If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable -- unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.

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    Jokes about: Insults, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Cereal Killer
  • A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • A New Set of Golf Clubs
  • Jim: "Great trade!"

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    Jokes about: Kids, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jimmy Learns a New Word
  • His father said, 'Everything outside this circle.'

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Subway Series School
  • Rosie chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Little Johnny, Men/Women, Nationality, News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Sex Ed
  • “Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne.”

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • Skydiving
  • A: A perfect setup for skeet shooting.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • Practice
  • Skeet.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The Perfect Husband

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Ice Hole
  • "A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The 69ers
  • Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Icy Blonde
  • She got run over by the zamboni!

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jags and Bucs
  • If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • 18-Legged Fly-Catcher
  • A: A baseball team.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Dog Balls
  • A: Sparky.

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Harvard Attitude
  • The young man says, "Oh, excuse me. Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Chicken on the Field
  • A: Because the umpire called a foul.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Bad Boomerang
  • A: A stick.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Baseball Field
  • A: The fence.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Cricket
  • A: A bloody big cricket.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Baseball Humor
  • A: They always have their fans around.

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    Jokes about: Money, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Warren Thomas: On Mike Tyson
  • Of course he had a bad attitude -- 25 years old, $60 million. When I got my student loan, I was a d**khead for three weeks.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jeff Garcia: Without Black People
  • This country would suck without black people. Football would be all slow.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Dan Ahdoot: Cuban Swimmers
  • We have all these Cuban refugees who swam here from Cuba. But how many Cubans are there on the U.S. swim team? It would be so easy -- all you have to do is paint a picture of Florida on either side.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Pick-up Line...Squirrels
  • If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Shoulda Said
  • "Geez. Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Two fraternity brothers...
  • Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Sweet
  • Hey babe, want to see the sweet spot on my bat? High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Soccer Booty Call... Kick
  • Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Soccer Booty Call... Brazil
  • Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Soccer Booty Call... Skills
  • I hear you have good ball handling skills. Goooaaalll!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Soccer Booty Call... Mouth
  • I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Soccer Booty Call... Attacker
  • Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Soccer Booty Call... Send
  • Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Soccer Booty Call... Last
  • All you need to know is that I last for at least 90 minutes. Goooaaalll!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Slide
  • Hey babe, you make me wanna slide into third! High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Soccer Booty Call... Poke
  • How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Soccer
  • Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jock Booty Call... Team
  • You mind if we double team? High five!

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Clinton thought a moment and asked, 'Ummm... Is Dorothy around?'

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Strange Bed Fellows
  • There are three men in ahotel each wanting a room.

    The porter of the hotel says, “All the rooms are bookedexcept for one room with a kingsize bed.”

    The three men are too tired to go to another hotelso they decide to take the room.

    Th

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Rocker and NY
  • The man smiles and says, "Now people think that all people with mental problems are racist and dumb."

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    Jokes about: Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Demetri Martin: Game, Set, Match
  • Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Jeff Ross: Canadian Porno
  • Watched a Canadian porno movie yesterday. That was cool -- two girls, one Stanley Cup.

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    Jokes about: Sports & Athletes

  • Water Skiing
  • A: Skipper.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Sunday Morning Shave
  • What does Brooke Gordon do when she gets done shaving her pussy on a Sunday morning?
    Slaps aftershave on it and throws it in a racecar.

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    Jokes about: Sports & Athletes

  • Christopher Titus: Participation Trophies
  • Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Misguided
  • 'I am,' the guide answered, ' but I think we may have wandered into Canada.'

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    Jokes about: Animal, Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Toilet Humor
  • One pussy and 1000 hares.

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    Jokes about: School, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Technology

  • Jock vs. Nerd
  • $$$ Game over.  Nerd wins.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Blind Skydivers
  • A: It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye dogs.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Women and Pool Tables
  • What is the difference between a woman a pool table?

    On the pool table, you put the balls in the hole and the stick stays out.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Hurricane and the Coconut Tree
  • What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

    Hang on to your nuts here comes one heck of a blow job.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Football Team Lighters
  • A: They kept losing their matches.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • Rookie Pitcher
  • "Right after the National Anthem."

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    Jokes about: Sports & Athletes

  • NBA Injury
  • He replied, "Oh no, I never played basketball. I just lost a ton of money on the NBA finals last year and kicked in the TV."

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • UVA vs. VT Football
  • The state trooper!!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes

  • NASCAR
  • Rednecks

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • I Hit Two of My Best Balls
  • "I stepped on a rake."

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