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  • yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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  • Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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  • What We Learn From the Movies:

    It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
    A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
    If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
    Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
    It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
    After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.
    No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
    Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
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  • I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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  • One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
    "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself.
    As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
    Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
    She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
    "Ten years," replies the stunned man.
    With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
    He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
    "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
    Trembling the castaway replies: "Ten years."
    She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
    He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
    At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"
    With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop?"
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  • If the box says:
    "This software requires Windows XP or better"
    Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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  • Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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  • I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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  • "Siri, why am I still single?"
    Siri activates front camera.
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  • Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..."
    Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..."
    Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!"
    You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
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