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  • When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it.
    It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love.
    He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him.
    The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love.
    I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive.
    After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind.
    It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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  • If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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  • The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
    She called on him and said, "Johnny!
    What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
    Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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  • Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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  • How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
    Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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  • Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
    A: Your bad backlinks.
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  • Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
    At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
    "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."
    "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."
    "I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..."
    His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
    To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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  • Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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  • Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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  • China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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