Best Thanksgiving funny jokes

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  • Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
    A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

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  • Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
    A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.

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  • Q: What's brown and white and flies all over?
    A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!

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  • Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
    A: He was very thinkful.

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  • Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
    A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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  • Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.

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  • Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
    A: Peach gobbler.

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  • Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
    A: Turkey.

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  • Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
    They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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  • Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
    A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

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