Best Thanksgiving funny jokes

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  • A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
    Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
    "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
    "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
    "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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  • Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
    A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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  • J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
    A: TWERKY!
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  • Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
    He was already stuffed!
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