A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
"That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
"I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
"Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!