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  • A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance.
    When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused.
    The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it.
    The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat.
    He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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  • Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call.
    Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife."
    Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him."
    Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"
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