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Jokes about: Work, office, jobs

  • Shoot The Pig
  • "The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"

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    Jokes about: Blue Collar, Doctor, Insults, Work

  • Arkansas Dentists
  • A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames
  • Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?

    A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

    Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

    A: There was an empty seat.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Insults, Lawyer, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Plastered Lawyers
  • Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

    A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Productivity
  • I bet you can increase my productivity.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Christmas Bonus
  • Secretary: My lawyer.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Desk Job
  • Wanna give me a desk job?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... MBA
  • Yeah, I have an MBA -- and that stands for Master of Booty Action.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Dirty, Doctor, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Positions
  • "Oh, crap! Puppies."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Needle
  • I need you to move my needle.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • Legal Jargon!
  • Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
    A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... 401K
  • Baby, you are 401Kute!

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers in Lust
  • "But out of what?"

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Insults, Lawyer, Men/Women, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer-Client Relations
  • Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

    A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Benefits
  • Want to take a look at my benefit package?

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Chairman of the Board
  • Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Fax
  • I wanna fax you up.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Middle Manager
  • Come meet my middle manager.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Reach Out
  • I want you to reach out and loop me in.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... PowerPoint
  • I know how to find your PowerPoint.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Christian Finnegan: Work to Avoid
  • I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Proctologists & Bartenders
  • A: The proctologist only handles one a**hole at a time.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
  • What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
    They both hope to be human someday.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Third Opinion
  • Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, 'I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'

    Doctor Fitzpatrick says, 'I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'

    Doctor Ahn says, 'I

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Matt Iseman: From Medicine to Comedy
  • I went to medical school here at Columbia. I got my M.D. I was practicing out in Colorado, where I decided to quit and do stand-up -- and not just because of the lawsuits.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Doctor, Lawyer, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • What happens when lawyers take Viagra...
  • A: They grow taller.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Marriage, Men/Women, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Dave Mordal: Workaholism
  • Workaholism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Miscellaneous, Gross, Work

  • Geriatric Medicine
  • The woman says, "Well, can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Money, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Work

  • David Feldman: Pharmaceutical Manufacture
  • Let crack and heroin be manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies, that way nobody can afford them.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Matt Iseman: Quitting the Medical Profession
  • I quit because I was in the hospital and I realized that I truly believed that laughter was the best medicine. Turns out penicillin works a hell of a lot better.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lonely Bones
  • A: He had no body to go with.

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    Jokes about: Doctor, Money, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Mike Lawrence: Roommates
  • I had two roommates... one was a paranormal romance fiction novelist and the other was a feminist autobiographical cartoonist. And I do stand-up comedy. So if you want to know what my apartment was like, try to imagine the musical Rent if no one had enoug

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    Jokes about: Food, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Under the Apron
  • Q: What does the baker have under his apron?

    A: Dough nuts.

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    Jokes about: God, Kids, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Patton Oswalt: Coloring Easter Eggs
  • Remember when you were growing up and you wanted to color eggs for Easter? Where did you go? There was only one game in town: PAAS. You went to PAAS, or you went to hell. Remember that? That was on the box.

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    Jokes about: God, Miscellaneous, Gross, Work

  • Wrong Kind Of Collection
  • "S**t!" It took the workers two weeks to clean up the church.

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    Jokes about: God, Lawyer, School, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Law School for Nuns
  • A sister-in-law.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Money, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Engineers & Light Bulbs
  • A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Buried Lawyers
  • Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?

    A: Not enough sand.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Ted Alexandro: Squad Car Cop Is to Cop on a Bike...
  • I would think the squad car cop is to the cop on a bike as the sketch artist is to the etch-a-sketch artist.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bad Lawyer
  • Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

    A: Senator.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Men/Women, School, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • The Mathematics of Love
  • Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Law School Graduation Gift
  • Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from law school?

    A: A lobotomy.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers and Walls
  • Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?

    A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Six and Five
  • Q: What has six boobs and five teeth?

    A: The night shift at Waffle House.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Richard Lewis: Third Class Mail
  • First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Demetri Martin: How to Be a Bouncer
  • How to be a bouncer: 1) be an a**hole; 2) stand near a door.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Demetri Martin: Employee of the Month
  • I think Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer and Sperm
  • Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

    A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Safe Sex Lawyers
  • Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

    A: Their personalities.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Insults, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • Tardy Blonde
  • Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

    A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

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    Jokes about: Insults, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • The State of Lawyers
  • Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?

    A: Because New Jersey got first pick.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
  • "Oh," replies the little girl. "I thought it was because she closes her eyes when you lay her across your desk."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Kids, Lawyer, Men/Women, Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Parachutes for two
  • "Do we have time?"

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Loni Love: Bring Your Kids to Work Day
  • Bring Your Kids to Work Day -- who the hell thought of this? People go to work to leave their damn kids.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers on the Beach
  • Cats keep covering them over with sand.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Becky Pedigo: Dreams Come True
  • Never give up, because your dreams can come true. Take me, for example: when I was a kid, I really wanted to be invisible. So then, I grew up, and I moved to L.A.

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    Jokes about: Kids, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car, Work

  • Andrew Kennedy: Growing Up in Hong Kong
  • We were kids living in Hong Kong. How cool is that? Think about that for a second -- everything you were playing with was made here, right here. They have it in stock.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers and Lightbulbs
  • Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
    A: One but it has to have a good case.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers Off Bridge...
  • Solution.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers in the Trees
  • Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
    A: Cut the rope.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Substituting Rats for Lawyers
  • Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?
    Three reasons:
    1. There are more lawers then rats.
    2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
    3. There are some things a rat will not do.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer vs. Vulture
  • A: Wings.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • A Lawyer and A Politician
  • What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
    Chelsea Clinton.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • What Do You Call?
  • A total waste of space!

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • 500 lawyers in the ocean
  • A good start.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • What Did A Lawyer Name His ...
  • Sue!

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • De-evolution
  • At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • The Honest Lawyer
  • When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
    When his lips are shut.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Roosters vs. Lawyers
  • The rooster clucks defiance.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
  • A. Three...the rest are all true.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Screwing the Justice System
  • Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: I cannot recall that particular answer at this time.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer vs. Snake
  • The snake had skid marks in front of him.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • An Honest Lawyer
  • An oxymoron.

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    Jokes about: Animal, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Shark Attack
  • Professional courtesy.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • The Test
  • A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.

    The engineer went in first and was asked, ''What is 2+2?'' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''4.''

    Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the sa

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • Skydiving
  • A: A perfect setup for skeet shooting.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
  • Shoot the lawyer twice.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer vs. Hooker
  • Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

    A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you're dead.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Sharing
  • Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...

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    Jokes about: Animal, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • The Brass Rat
  • "Nope," said the man. "You have any brass lawyers?"

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    Jokes about: Animal, Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
  • Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
    A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Legalese
  • Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • Practice
  • Skeet.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2
  • A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...
  • It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Lawyer, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Lawyer in a Tree
  • Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?

    A: Cut the rope.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Deathbed Lawyer
  • Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
    He was looking for loopholes!

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • The Invention of the Copper Wire
  • Do you know how copper wire was invented?

    Two lawyers fighting over a penny.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
  • A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • F. Lee Bailey Love
  • One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Singled-Celled Lawyer
  • One wears a tie.

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    Jokes about: Blonde, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • A Death in the Family
  • She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Work

  • Ear Accident
  • "No," replies the construction worker. "Mine had a pencil behind it."

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Inventions by Idiots
  • 5. Screen door on a submarine.

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Lawyer, Money, Partying & Bad Behavior, Miscellaneous, Work

  • The Lawyer Keeps His Promise
  • A dying man gives each of his best friends -- a lawyer, doctor and clergyman -- an envelope containing $25,000 in cash to be placed in his coffin.

    A week later the man dies and the friends each place an envelope in the coffin. Several months later, the

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Money, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Wayne Federman: Actress Math
  • Shelia is an actress. She spends $40 three times a week for jazz classes at Alvin Ailey, $20 four times a week for technique classes at Sanford Meisner. How many lap dances at Scores will she have to do this weekend to balance her checkbook?

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    Jokes about: Money, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Richard Jeni: $13.75 for a Pastrami Sandwich
  • Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street -- genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

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    Jokes about: Money, Partying & Bad Behavior, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Cory Miller: Legalize It
  • They should legalize marijuana. They should legalize it, because if they do, of course, like cigarettes and everything else, it would have to be federally regulated, which means it would have to be inspected -- which means everybody would want to go down

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    Jokes about: Nationality, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car, Work

  • Carlos Mencia: Black NASCAR
  • Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Owen Smith: Born in the Bahamas
  • I was born in the Bahamas -- Nassau, Bahamas. Yeah, came to the United States when I was one because I needed work.

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    Jokes about: Nationality, News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Greg Giraldo: Pursuing Dreams in America
  • People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • Microsoft and a Halter Top
  • Both offer very little support!

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    Jokes about: News & Politics, Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • Bill Gates and General Motors
  • Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

    "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top spee

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Stockholder
  • My stockholder is rallying for a merger.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Spreadsheet
  • Let me fill your spreadsheet.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Mail Slot
  • I may have dropped something; I need to feel around in your mail slot.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Pick-Up Lines, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Corporate Booty Call... Secretary
  • Do you mind if my secretary watches?

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    Jokes about: Partying & Bad Behavior, Police & Military, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Marc Maron: Drug Testing Comedians
  • They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Ben Bailey: Interview Rule
  • So the rule is, if you screw up just one too many job interviews, you become a stand-up comedian.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Paul Dillery: Hollywood Producer in the Crowd
  • There was a big Hollywood producer in the crowd the other night. One thing led to another, and before you know it -- he was gone.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • IBM and Lightbulbs
  • 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Technology, Work

  • A Horoscope For The Workplace
  • CUSTOMER SERVICE: Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As a child very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service."

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Travel & Car, Work

  • Alaskan Lumberjack
  • A: He came back a husky f**ker.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • When Can I Get That Haircut?
  • A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.

    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bill Burr: Working in the Warehouse
  • I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Sports & Athletes, Work

  • I Hit Two of My Best Balls
  • "I stepped on a rake."

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    Jokes about: Lawyer, Miscellaneous, Work

  • What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
  • What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
    Twins!

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    Jokes about: School, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Michael Palascak: English Major
  • I was an English major, the only thing I know about capitalism is if I see a period the next letter should be bigger.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Sexual Harrassment
  •     She said, "The man whosaid that was a midget."

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Dirty Tricks
  • "I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Work

  • Jonathan Katz: Performing at Benefits
  • I have been doing a lot of benefits this year. As a matter of fact, last night I did a benefit for the survivors of a benefit I had done the week before.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Hands Under Skirt
  • Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hands under her skirt?

    A: Self-employed.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Work

  • Waitress
  • A toilet waits on one a**hole at a time.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Marriage, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bill Dwyer: Circuit City Sex
  • When it comes to sex, I like to refer to my wife as Circuit City because she has no interest until January of next year.

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bob Oschack: Tech Advancements
  • No man who has the option to spend his weekends down in a border town whorehouse getting his a**hole tickled is instead going to choose... to lock himself in a laboratory in order to design the ultimate clock.

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    Jokes about: Pop Culture & Celebrity, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Bobcat Goldthwait: Career Trajectory
  • If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.

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    Jokes about: Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Carol Leifer: Women in the Workplace
  • Ladies, women in the workplace -- oh, we still have big strides to make. You ready for this? A girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she could make a good cup of coffee. Yeah, she stormed right out of that Sta

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Work

  • The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary
  • “Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. All were singing “Happy Birthday” and there on the co

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    Jokes about: Dirty, Men/Women, Miscellaneous, Travel & Car, Work

  • Vanessa Hollingshead: Middle East Performance
  • I just got back from the Middle East. I performed for 15,000 men -- and then I did my comedy.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Travel & Car, Work

  • Scott Kennedy: Working the Airport Gift Shop
  • You could be as rude as you want to be because people gotta go.

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Work

  • Work Blows
  • After ten years the job still sucks!

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    Jokes about: Miscellaneous, Work

  • Where do one legged people?
  • IHOP!!

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    Jokes about: Dark Humor, Miscellaneous, Work

  • Graveyard Salon
  • A: Curl Up and Dye.

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