Best Yo mama funny jokes

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  • Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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  • Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

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  • Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

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  • Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

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  • Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

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  • Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.
    We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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  • Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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  • yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

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  • Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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  • Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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