Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture. Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C! Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it. Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it." Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.
We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing. yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''. Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food. Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.